Five-Minute "....And They All Fall Down"
Alden: Man, I hate cliffhanger "emergency" episodes. Where were we?|
Kira: I believe we left off at "crapcrapcrap." Oh, and we're stuck in an elevator together.
Alden: Gee, that's a new one.
Kira: You're telling m-- oh wait. I still don't like you. Don't talk to me, loser.
Cardassian Girl: Hello. I'm a metaphorical representation of enduring hope. Aren't I adorable?
Nog: We all need to work together to get the station fixed!
Emyn: Well, peachy. I finally get an action scene and a power surge shuts all the lights off. How boring.
Bashir: So here I am, in Cardassia City, thinking troubled thoughts. Yup. Niiiiice and spooky...Garak, would you show up already? This is getting boring!
Kaoron: I think we've uncovered the problem. This is a Cardassian booby trap!
Ezri: We're in the middle of a crisis and Julian's on Cardassia! What are we going to do?
Garak: Okay, prepare to be barraged with introductions.
Emyn: I found more people to help! That's heroic, right? I can stay, right?
Nog: And what emergency story is complete without people dying of hypothermia, I ask you?
Kira: I see what you guys are doing. You want me and Alden to do that whole "get stuck in an elevator and resolve our differences" routine. Maybe even get a Kira/Alden shipper movement going, is that it? Well, it ain't gonna happen! I'll sit here and mope for days if I have to! Bring it on! Hah!
Nog: You love me! You really love me!
Monrow: ...so basically, I'm just like Bashir, only cuter. Oh, and I'm into Yoga and I make a mean chicken stir-fry and did I mention I'm single? Do I rock or what? Call me Alex.
Garak: Hey, Julian, have we gotten into a philosophical debate yet?
Ezri: Endar, tell me how you're feeling.
Kira: Hey, Ezri. Remember what I said about giving Alden a chance? I was lying.
Grand Nagus Rom: Hi! Remember me? I see Ferengi episodes in your future. Lots and lots and lots of Ferengi episodes.
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