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Sleapers, Part 2
by IJD GAF
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A manifestation of Alternate Universe Week |
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Marc: It's okay, I've got an idea. Zeke: I'm listening.... Marc: The only thing powerful enough to generate 1.21 gigawatts of electricity is a bolt of lightning! IJD: Psst... wrong eccentric scientist Marc: Hey, I'm doing my best here. Purnell: All right, enough out of everyone. I said you had the right to remain silent. Kira: Wait a sec.... (Hands Purnell 50 cents) Purnell: Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Kira: So far so good.... (Hands Purnell a dime) Purnell: Should you chose to disregard your right to remain silent, you have the right to delay your arrest with pointless prattle. Kira: Bingo. Zeke: Hey, see if we have the right to pie. Kira: Sorry, all out of change. Maybe if you had said something about needing more money before the casino world. IJD: Uh... shouldn't we be heading to the station or something? Purnell: We are at the station. Marc: I thought this was the alley. Purnell: No, this is a narrow street or passageway between or behind city buildings. The building to the left is the station, and the one on the right is an alley. Zeke: All right! Who's up for a game of bowling? Purnell: Well.... (Approximately 1 hour later) Purnell: Ha! Purnell and Aki 1, You all 0. Kira: (grumble) That dog never even got a spare. Purnell: So, about that station.... Sheriff Dean: Hello. Zeke, Kira, Marc, and IJD: Ack! Dean: What? Kira: You seem a little.... IJD: ...familiar. Marc: It's a common interdimensional phenomenon. With -- Dean: Wait, wait. Interdimensional? Marc: Er.... Dean: Ha. You are so screwed. Kira: What did I tell you? IJD: I demand we speak to our lawyer! Purnell: Attorney Joe Black won't be available until tomorrow morning. Zeke, Kira, Marc, and IJD: Ack! Dean: Oh, and we're running short on cells, so you'll have to room with that mysterious character over there. Akili: Yo. (The cell doors are slammed shut behind our unwitting heroes.) IJD: So, what got you locked away in this joint? Akili: Oh, I was just experimenting with this thing. (The mysterious Akili pulls a Duracell out of her pocket.) Zeke, Kira, and IJD: Ack! Marc: Wait, wait -- that's good. Kira: What? IJD: I'm listening. Marc: Well, we'll need to fashion some sort of adaptor. Anybody got some conducting material? (Kira and IJD shrug.) Marc: Zeke? Zeke: (to Akili) ...so I say to the leper, "Pull your finger? Aren't you comfortable with the seven you still have?" Marc: Ahem. Zeke: Oh, sorry. I wasn't listening. Marc: Do you have any conducting wire? Zeke: Oh, uh... (Pulls some gilded dental floss from his pocket) Kira: Well? Marc: It just might work. Now all we need is a little-- Dean: Hey! What exactly do you think you're doing? (Long pause.) Kira: Told ya. TO BE CONTINUED.... |
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