Five-Minute "The Message"
Kaylee: It's about time for you to insult me again, Simon. I don't think I've been really mad at you since "Jaynestown"!|
Simon: Okay... um, you're prettier than this dead cow fetus.
Kaylee: Ew. Yep, that'll do.
Inara: But I wanna be a criminal! Stealing that laser gun was fun! Waaaah!
Amnon: You've got mail.
Jayne: My mommy sent me an orange knitted bobble hat. Ain't it cool?
Lots of Stuff: KABOOM!
Tracey: And now I'm dead again. Aw.
Recording of Tracey's Voice: I suck, so I'm probably gonna die, so when I do, could you take my body and present it to the great Illy-- I mean, take it back to my home so I can be buried there. Okay, thanks!
Womack: Tell me where the dead guy is. Or else.
Recording of Tracey's Voice: I suck, and I'm probably gonna die...
Book: River, why are you lying on the coffin?
Mal: Ooh, reminiscing!
Serenity: Shake a little, shake a little, shake the little people...
Womack: Gimme my dead guy!
Mal: Doc, cut this guy open.
Simon: Now Dead Guy, don't worry, I'm just gonna cut you up and take a look at your insides...
Tracey: Yeah, they took out my organs and paid me to carry these SuperOrgans inside me to a clinic where they would put my own back in... except then someone else said they would pay me even more if I took them someplace else instead... and then it all got screwed up.
Womack: Dude, I'm getting impatient. WHERE'S MY DEAD GUY?
Serenity: Hey, I can run and I can hide!
Book: Well, we could always surrender.
Kaylee: Eek! Not cute! What are you doing?
Womack: Okay, where are my SuperOrgans?
Tracey's Family: Thanks for coming to the funeral, guys.
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