One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0],when an apple[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]fell on Newton's[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John Sheridan doll[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]which, in turn,[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]died just like[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the rest of[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John's DOOMed clones.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Nobody had any[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]more John's to[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]gleefully dismember, although[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]there were some[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Chakotay inaction figures[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that were hidden[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in Merlin's pocket.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Killing (in)action figures[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]is a crime[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of compassion in[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the Former Yugoslavian Republic Of Macedonia.

(It's six words, but I couldn't resist. Forgive me!)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]However, in the

(I don't think I'll do that. :D )[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]depths of Alpha Complex[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], a large insect[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]died.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The insect never[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]knew his father.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]This saddened[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the insect's father[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0],who liked kids[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that belonged[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in the Delta[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Quadrant. So he[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]killed his son.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]This caused massive[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]cheeseballs[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to fall down[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on equally massive[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]meatloaves.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Yummy" said Q[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], "Not kosher, though."[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Therefore, Dr. Laura[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Dialled-A-Rabbi.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Q ate it"[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Q ate what?"[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"The meatloaves, MORON!"[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]17 said while[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]cat burned them.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"THEY WERE FAAAAAAAKES!"[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Burning meatloaves[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for real! Q[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and A[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]eschewed the alphabet[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and ran away.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]" uite strnge", sid[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Don Uixote, "Evidently[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0],Donkey I'm not[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]s I pper[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to be." Then[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]everyone left the[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]kitchen for some[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Showtune Singing Hobbits[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]With Hats, but[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]saw Prancing Elves[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]With Bows. They[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]were very entertaining[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]but died after[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]reading the reviews[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of The Matrix:[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Incomplete Story Lines[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. Two out of[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]eight critics agreed[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]it was so-so[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0];six loved Keanu[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and the remaining[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]one-half was threatened[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]by Agent Smith's[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]cloned cats with[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]deadly[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]clones of Faramir.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Gray Mouser[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]jumped on Delenn.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Delenn went squish.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Farimir cried tears[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of orc blood[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]all over the[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]faded linoleum, prompting[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Denethor to insult[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the Four Horses[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]That Theoden Made.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Borimir is cooler"[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]became the slogan[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of Middle Earth[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]when some dark[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]chocolate[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]-eating Elves saw[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the light.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The strobe light[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]exploded very noisily.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Borimir died again[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]providing a perfect[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]cover-up for[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sam and Frodo's[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]steamy love affair[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on Mount DOOM.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Oh, Captain, I...[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]enjoy picking cucumbers[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in my blue...[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]white... or maybe[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]even pink, skimpy...[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]overalls. Don't you?[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I do, Spock![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. I enjoy skimpy[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Starfleet blue underwear[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]" said Frodo nervously.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"How about

(Something tells me we forgot some quotation marks)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Elvish stuff, Sam?




((this is going to some strange places)[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Elvish mandolins and[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]statues, for example?"[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Not at all!"[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]replied the cunning[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]naughty little devil[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]called Krampus[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]carrying a baguette[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]made of popcorn.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Um, okay...sure"[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], said Frodo hesitantly.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]when he saw[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sam break dancing[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on top of[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a mountain[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]covered with spagetti[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. A spacestation[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]captained by Sisko[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and powered by[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]one million tribbles[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in Hardee's's drive-thru[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. "And enviromentally-friendly space-station?"


((it's not cheating! Really its not!))[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Inconceivable!" exclaimed the[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]technician of the[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Miracle Max Emporium,[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]scratching his pet[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]absently while looking[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]around for tribbles[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], who might explain[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the poking[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]properties of forks.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Obsidian monoliths descended[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]from Tycho crater[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in New York.

(I've forgotten the exact location of the damn thing, so I transposed it. Nyeh.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"What just happened?"[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]asked Dave Bowman

((On the moon, darling))[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], who hobbit-watched[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Frodo and Sam.

(I thought so, but I put New York just for kicks ;) )[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Cthulhu slavered horribly[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]pronouncing his name[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]as Kuh-tool-who[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. He tried again[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]but failed terribly[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]as Sheridan laughed.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Tribbles ate John[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and some pancakes[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with Real-Canadian-Maple-Syrup[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. "Not Canadians but

(Edit for missing quotation mark.)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I did fry[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John Sheridan, because[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]he was there[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]," said Samwise Gamgee.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Elbereth!" replied Frodo[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]as he ate.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Frodo killed John[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]just for kicks.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Frodo then gave[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Aragorn a kick[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]just for kills.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]He then fell[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]down the chimeny[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and out the[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]long pointless story.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOO" yelled Samwise.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A loud echo[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]echoed to Frodo[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]who echoed back:[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Shave and a[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]monster will eat[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]hair."[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]This dubious philosophy[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]caused a war[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]between Chicago and[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Neptune's third moon[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]joined with Croatia.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]:D

The nasty Romulans[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]then attacked Singapore[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with Nerf guns[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and rubber duckies.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"NOOO! Not rubber-duckies!"[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]They're the ones[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that convey secret[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]messages from Samwise[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. Samwise, my friend!"[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Frodo exclaimed, horrified.

[I go away for eighteen hours and you DECLARE WAR ON MY COUNTRY?! In Valen's Name! You people...]

[Neptune's third moon: Despina, radius 74km, discovered by Voyager 2 in 1989. Yeah, I'm taking a course on astronomy. You could tell?][/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]He caused a

(Well, sorry, but we thought they had finally caught you for repeatedly killing John, so we had to demand your release. :D )[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]rift in sci-fi-time[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]which killed many.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Mostly Chicagoans. Meanwhile[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sam and Frodo[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]revisited the place[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in Bree where[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]they had wedded.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Samwise composed a[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]angsty rock dirge.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The audience liked[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]his tortured yowling.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Sam 41" became


(I hope those not in North America know of Sum 41...)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]aware of

(Sorry, I don't)

EDIT: Correcting, I do. I just didn't know they were called that.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the New Big Thing.

(Are you kidding? How could we NOT?)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Which was Sam 41.


(well...it just for little Canadian guys from Ajax, Ontario) :D[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]And he sang.

(OMFG Mira Furlan sounds like Ofra Haza on this track... ::gibbers:: Somebody oughta call 911 and save me before I pass out!)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Then he met

(*Calls 112*
Yes I'm stubborn. And European. :p )[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Evanescence's Amy Lee.


(Heh. Cat... did I ever mention that I think that European women are hot?)[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"It's

(Just keep thinking of the large distance betwwen you cat - you're safe for the moment. Well, hopefully.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*Liberty Bell March*

(I'm from Canada and I have no idea who Sum41 are)
(17, you're fickle, you know that? :P )[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the greatest

[quote:post_uid0](Heh. Cat... did I ever mention that I think that European women are hot?)[/quote:post_uid0]
I... Don't think you did... 8|[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Monty Python[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]sketch. Ever.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Period. Well, there[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]was a collaboration[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]but that's irrelevant."

(Sa'ar-- what are you talking about? I've ALWAYS thought that European women are hot! You KNOW this! :P )[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Frodo congragulated Samwise[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for being able[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to be succesful[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in not tripping[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]over John's body.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Plus your band"[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0].... "rocks my socks!"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said John while[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Frodo killed him[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]by stepping on[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]his pride. This[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]caused Frodo to[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]converse with Samwise[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]about life insurance[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and Ring insurance[/color:post_uid0]

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[color=#000000:post_uid0]in case fire[/color:post_uid0]

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[color=#000000:post_uid0]from Mordor hit[/color:post_uid0]

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[color=#000000:post_uid0]or destroyed the[/color:post_uid0]

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[color=#000000:post_uid0]wedding ring of[/color:post_uid0]

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[color=#000000:post_uid0]the One Marriage[/color:post_uid0]

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[color=#000000:post_uid0]. "It's really good"[/color:post_uid0]

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[color=#000000:post_uid0]said Samwise, holding[/color:post_uid0]

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[color=#000000:post_uid0]the insurance contract[/color:post_uid0]

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[color=#000000:post_uid0]over the fire[/color:post_uid0]

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[color=#000000:post_uid0]."Fire is pretty"[/color:post_uid0]