One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]died a long[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]time after John[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]was born.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Then John died.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]They only meet[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in 5MV forums[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]while eating meat[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]during John's death-period

(I was going for them only meeting while John is dead, which would be why he dies all the time)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in fall quarter.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Too many quarters[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John died again.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Obviously,[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the last sentence[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]wasn't finished[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because John died[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. Anyway, John died,[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and Delenn cried[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], pucks went wide[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with the tide[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on th' Farside.[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Meanwhile paint dried[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on ceramide.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Stop that" said[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]someone who lied[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]about his age[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in tight[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]pants and a

(The Standings have finally been updated. Looks like Cat took the lead)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]blue sweater.

( :D )[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Cat is tops.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Topps makes hockey[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]look cool. So[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John played hockey[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with much success[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]until his gruesome[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]death spoiled the[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]fun he had

(Story has been updated, we are now up to page 11!!)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]while skipping lunch.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"You've got mail."[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said the Czech.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"You've got Bills"[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said Bill Clinton[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]while enjoying his[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Big Mac milkshake[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with a girl[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]respectable girl named[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Kes.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Kes liked Clinton[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]so much that[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]she married him[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], causing Neelix[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to get angry[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and Voyager fans[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to convert to[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Enterprise, where T'Pol[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]is baptized[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]by using a[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]rubber ducky and[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a Maple Leaf[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with Maple syrup[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]from the lands[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of Sauron.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Also, Archer tries[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to kill a[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]redshirt who wouldn't[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]die the way[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]prescribed in, "Theredshirthandbook"[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. Nobody really cared

(Opium, do you have any messengers? :p )[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for AOLAIM's shabbiness[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and red shirts


(maaaybe yes, maaaybe no :p )[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. Nobody except

(Right. Can I have you on my contact list? Any messenger, really)

(Pretty please? :D )[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Odo cared much,


(I guessss so, I'll do it sometime...soon. I'm silly about internet security, but I'll do it! Soon.) :D[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]but everyone agreed

(Sweet! :D )[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]he was nuts[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for roasted pecans[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and chocolate almonds[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with rich whip[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]cream-like oil product[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that dissolve everything[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]but changling goo.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Changelings[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]toured the world[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to find[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]their car keys[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]hidden under[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Chakotay's massive form.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Owwwy!" cried Chakotay[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]as they rolled[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]him over to[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]get the keys[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]from under him.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"That. Really. HURT!"[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]They put his roots[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]into waterlogged soil.

[you aren't on ICQ?][/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]He was happy.

(Not a good idea at school, considering I could be banned from the library if they catch me doing something that isn't for school)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Chakotay liked water.

(I...C...Q?)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]And light.

(Yes, it's the box where you typed a random number. :D )[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Birds loved him[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because they could[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]watch him sing


(Ah yes, random number box!)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the answers to[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the colour quiz[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that he wrote[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]several millenia ago.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It was boring.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]In fact, it[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]killed John multiple[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]times at once.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"That felt weird"[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]shouted a random[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]redshirt named John[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]as he got[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]killed and reincarnated[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]multiple times. "You[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]can stop that"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], cried Delenn as[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]she kissed Odo[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]by pure accident.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"That was no[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sheridan," protested the[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Master Of All[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Accident Kisses. "You[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]should now be[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]whimpering in pain."[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said the master[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to Chakotay, because[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]he crashed a[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]mammoth into himself.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"I feel like[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I was pushed[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]off a cliff[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]by John[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and members of[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the golf club.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The pain is[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]extraordinarily[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]pleasent compared to[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]what I enjoyed[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]doing every Friday[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in the train."[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"You are SICK!"[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]yelled a Mormon.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"The Doctor will[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]not be cowed!"[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"MOOO!" said JosieTheCow.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Got Milk?" asked[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Jack the Ripper.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Not for you"[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]replied Josie, "You're[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]too stupid to[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]know how to[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]kill John repeatedly[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]using a machine[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. You cant kill!"[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"That's not true!"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said John. "Yes[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]it is, moron!"[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"You cant even[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]gently soak your[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]socks in a[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]drawerful of eels!"[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]This confused John[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because his organgutan[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]jumped on a[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]pogo stick, trying[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on dresses and[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]skirts for the[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Kingdom Ball. Someone[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]danced with it[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]screaming with glee[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and much fear[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for being recognized[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in a lineup[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]."There's no sense!"[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a random[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]stranger said. "This[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]example does not[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]make any sense!"[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"What is your[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]full name, John?"[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]she asked, alarmed[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]by his silence.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"John C Sheridan"[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]read the tombstone[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]'s, all 70000000000[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]000000000000000000 of them.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Whoa! Is that[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Snoop Doggy Dogg?"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]asked Snoop Dogg[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"That was random"[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said a random[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]guy from the[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Redshirt Brigade. "Randomness[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>random crowd</s>

ARGH!

[i:post_uid0]from[/i:post_uid0] random crowd

:p[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]gatherings bring many[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]random people to[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]random observations of[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]random topics again[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]using randomness to[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]repeat the last

(We had randomness a few pages ago, lol)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]randomness from a

(The randomness will be with you. Always.)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]young jedi that[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]randomly generated[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]energy for his[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]cats."[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Somebody's head[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]exploded from plotholes


(hehe, inside joke from my "Death by Plotholes" fanfic parody!)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]created by the[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Three-by-one story plot[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Some animals

(The one-by-one story doesn't have plotholes. How can a story have plotholes if it doesn't have a plot?)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]were randomly standing


[color=green:post_uid0](isnt that the plothole then :D )[/color:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on roads where[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]random cars drove[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]cats scratching handphones.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Randomness is close[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]," said Picard fearfully.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]hugging Crusher. "Randomness[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]is scary, like[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]my captain's bald[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]chihuahua." All of[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the redshirts laughed[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0],then realized how[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]stupid they sounded.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]An ape

[color=green:post_uid0](No... There are no holes if the land is just as flat everywhere you go. Am I making any sense?)[/color:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]died most tragically.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Pikachu killed[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]several redshirts for[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]their hair and[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because he blamed[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a certain captain[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for this aimlessness[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], trying to[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]use a fork[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to contact a[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]guy named John[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], who combusted spontaneously.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Haha" said TopHatMan[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], who we thought[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]was super cool[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. Well, some of us.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Most of us.



:D[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]All right, all of us.

*Grumblegrumble*[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Are you finished[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]using too many words?"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]asked the author[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of a nameless[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Top Hat Man[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]look-a-like that didnt[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]outweigh a kangaroo[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]named Bob. "Theoretically[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]it's possible to[/color:post_uid0]