One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]was not Neelix[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]chewing on hair-ends.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Instead, Chef Phlox[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]wanted to roast[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Riker's rear end.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]But Troi disagreed[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], liking that rear-end.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Bum Battle[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]ended very quickly.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Thankfully, Taya came[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], interrupting The End.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]For once, Taya[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]didn't end[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the story rudely


( ;) )[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. Instead she ate[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]some chilli-pudding-cheese-icecream-flavoured pie.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It ended badly.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Then John was[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]christened The Deadends.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Meanwhile, back in[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hogwarts, Harry and[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid1]Hermione ended classes.

[Interpret in any fashion you want.][/color:post_uid1]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ron was jealous.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ended his life.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John brought him[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]some anti-dead power[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of Sparkly Shininess[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]gathered from the[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Land Of Chocolate



(1 randomuselesspoint to whoever knows what country, and what show, above phrase is from)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Easter Bunnies with

(That would be Willie Wonka)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sticky Rear Ends.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"NO!" shouted John


(Well, yes, kinda, but not what I was referring too... which was The Simpson's, and the Land of Chocolate is Germany :) Oh, and Johnny Depp is remaking Willi Wonka, will rule, cus he's Johnny Depp! )[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]who killed the forums. :eyeroll:[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Then Hermione spoke[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid1]Latin in Greek.[/color:post_uid1]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A thick fog[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]clouded Draco's mind[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]as he wondered[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]about ending everything.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Draco and his[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]plans ended spectacularly.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]17 keeps ending[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]; she likes endings.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Some Minbari ladies[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]cried over Draco[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]sad ending to[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the 17/Minbari romance[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]when 17 danced[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to the forbidden[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]tune of the[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Janeway Fan Club[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]'s [i:post_uid0]Ending of Jumanji"[/i:post_uid0].[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]17 wore pink[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]bookends for Halloween.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Strapless[/i:post_uid0] [b:post_uid0] [color=pink:post_uid0]pink[/color:post_uid0] [/b:post_uid0] bookends!


hehe, pink is a fun word to say! pink pink pink pink pink...[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Opium decided to[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]end her life.


AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
No, I don't take too kindly to being accused of having clandestine affairs with people I detest. :angry: How did you know? :eek:[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Therefore, 17 died.


Hehe, it's in humour. HUMOUR![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0].
[b:post_uid0]<font size = "+10">THE END.</font>[/b:post_uid0]


See, Opium, while I may be blessed with many senses, humour is not amongst one of them. Sorry. :p :p :p[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Then Opium revived

Sorry! :cry:[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the ending traditions.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Starting traditions, however[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]pissed off 17[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and made everyone[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]treasure the end(s).[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"I love it!"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said the gatekeeper[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]who looked like[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Riker's rear end.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]17 mentioned bums[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with frightening regularity[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], which caused others[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to be scared[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of rear ends. ;)

(Glutemophobia-- the Fear of Bums!)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]17 paid for[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the previous advertisment[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]from her EvilFund[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]For Bums and[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Wierd Annoying Characters[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]With Big Bums[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], Like Riker's Rearend.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Riker himself was[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]trying to see

(Story and Standings updated)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]where it ended.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Is that my[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]fabulous rear end?"[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said Snape regally[/color:post_uid0]

[Anonymous]

as he dodged

[Opium]

a drunk Harry

[taya17]

end-over-end.

[NeoMatrix]

Zeke had to

[taya17]

smack everybody's ends.

[Opium]

Snape was impressed

[taya17]

by Zeke's end-smacking.

[NeoMatrix]

Actually, Snape loved

[NAHTMMM]

being impressed, period.

[NeoMatrix]

"Period! NEVER mention

[Opium]

grammer in my

[NeoMatrix]

period ever again

[Opium]

!" yelled Snape sexily

[taya17]

while smacking rearends.

[Opium]

This impressed John

[Vedra]

, who then smacked

(I can play too,right? heehee)

[Opium]

Snapoe's rearend heartily


(yep, join our wierdness! ) :D

[Vedra]

. Snape blinked and

[Michiel]

said with a

(What you should do is read the entire thing. ;))

[Opium]

snear, "That's my

[Vedra]

pants you're holding

[Opium]

onto!" John smirked

[taya17]

and smacked rearends.

[Vedra]

Suddenly,Snape's wand

[taya17]

ignited at the ends.

[Vedra]

"Ooh,fire baton!"

[taya17]

exclaimed Ender Wiggins.

[Vedra]

He twirled it mightily

[NeoMatrix]

as he ran

[Opium]

into Snape's arms

[Michiel]

. Then Dumbledore saw

(When did Harry Potter join in? I've neglected this thread.)

[Opium]

that Snape was


(I slipped in after seeing HP3 twice, but it I think it had been in in earlier times too... :P )

[NeoMatrix]

with a girl

[Vedra]

wearing Chakotay's panties

(Sorry,in-joke...sort of,I couldn't resist lol)

[NeoMatrix]

on her head

[Opium]

and dancing strangely

[NeoMatrix]

on 47th street

[Vedra]

. Plasmatic gumgum eggbeaters

(lol,I had to make it hard!)

[NAHTMMM]

wurgled gulumptuously on

[Opium]

Snape's new stage

[PointyHairedJedi]

which he contrafibulariously

[Opium]

made raked instead

[NeoMatrix]

of mowing his

[taya17]

end of it.

[NeoMatrix]

The audience thanked

(17, thanks for ending that ugly sentence)

[taya17]

the Sentence Ender.

(I'm only doing my job. *bows*)

[NeoMatrix]

The Punctuation God

[taya17]

ended another sentence.

[NeoMatrix]

Another sentence ended.

[Vedra]

Stop the endings

[NeoMatrix]

before the beginning

[Opium]

or face scary

[Vedra]

cherry flavored consequences!

[Opium]

This warning was

[NeoMatrix]

only a test

[Opium]

of the wierdness

[Vedra]

possible when using

[Ginga]

pies as a

[Vedra]

car engine lubricant.

[Opium]

Snape laughed because

[NeoMatrix]

he thought pies

[Michiel]

were only used

[NeoMatrix]

to get rid

[Michiel]

of particularly stubborn

[Vedra]

post hypnotic suggestions.

[Opium]

But Snape was

[Vedra]

surprised to find

[NeoMatrix]

his missing teddy

[Ginga]

targ under his

[Opium]

green velvet rug

[Ginga]

which also had

[Opium]

Snape's teddy bears

[Ginga]

soaking in a

[Opium]

vat of strawberry-flavoured-bubble-bath

(I can stretch the rules of this thread sometimes cus I created it :P )

[Ginga]

and one bear said,


(*stretched the rules a bit since you did. XP*)

[Opium]

"I luv U"


(no more stretching rules for me! :D )

[Vedra]

,then was eaten.

[Opium]

Snape was saddened

[NeoMatrix]

by his loss

(I wonder where this story would be if we were still doing one word at a time)

[admiral sab]

and started to

[NeoMatrix]

run for president

[taya17]

till the end.

[Opium]

John was jealous


(probably just as wierd)

[NeoMatrix]

of Data's love

[Ginga]

affair with the

[Vedra]

turbolift control panel.

[Opium]

Snape was disgusted

[PointyHairedJedi]

at 17's repeated

[NeoMatrix]

drive by endings

[Alexia]

so he quickly

[Opium]

sneered at 17

[NeoMatrix]

as she drove

[Opium]

her broomstick past

[NeoMatrix]

his lemonade stand

[NAHTMMM]

of sugary DOOM!

[NeoMatrix]

This ending DOOM

(What do you get if you cross 17 and NAH? Neverending DOOM!)

[Ginga]

would soon become

[Opium]

a neverending wierdness

[Ginga]

that caused the

[Opium]

teachers at Hogwarts

[Ginga]

to go completely

[Opium]

insane, like Trelwany

[Alexia]

who soon realised

[NeoMatrix]

they weren't wearing

[Ginga]

any of their

[Zeke]

Hey, who changed the subtitle of this thread?

[PointyHairedJedi]

*Scratches head*

That's definitely more than three words you know. And it makes even less sense than the usual gibberish! ;)

bright pink hats

[NAHTMMM]

of shiny DOOM!




Hey, who changed the subtitle of this thread?
:? I assumed YOU did... :?

[Opium]

"Snape wearing PINK?"



I don't know Zeke... you must have been sleeptyping or something! :wink:

[Vedra]

Then cheese rained

[Ginga]

onto everyone's heads.

(OMG, I ended a sentence! Whoa.)

[Vedra]

"Lunch is served."

[Ginga]

said Draco Malfoy.

[Vedra]

He then exploded

[Ginga]

in a shower

[Opium]

*pre-edited for X-rated content*.

[NeoMatrix]

*More X-rated content*

[Ginga]

"Such dirty minds!"

[NeoMatrix]

"Time to clean

[Opium]

me!" said Harry



(oh, the dirty horror, the dirty horror!)

[Alexia]

, sponge in hand

[NeoMatrix]

. Meanwhile, back on

[Alexia]

the PG13 Hogwarts

[Ginga]

Albus Dumbledore was

[Opium]

singing Broadway musicals

[NeoMatrix]

in the shower

[Opium]

with Minerva McGonagall

[NeoMatrix]

naked. The water

[Opium]

was pleasantly warm.

[NeoMatrix]

Snape enjoyed how

[Opium]

everyone sang showtunes

[Ginga]

while dancing on

[Opium]

the dinner tables

[Vedra]

in Klingon armor.

[Opium]

"A TNG/HP crossover?"

[taya17]

"That'll never end!"

[NeoMatrix]

"You wanna bet?"

[Opium]

said drunk Snape

[NeoMatrix]

to John, the

[Opium]

new DADA teacher.


(Defence Against the Dark Arts)

[NeoMatrix]

"What about MAMA?"

[Opium]

"That was LAME"


:D

[NeoMatrix]

."You mean MALE?"

[Opium]

"Yes" said Trelwany

[NeoMatrix]

while looking behind

[Ginga]

a box labeled

[NeoMatrix]

with the remains

[Vedra]

of Don Johnson.

[Ginga]

This box was

[catalina_marina]

an evil replica

[Opium]

of Snape's good

[catalina_marina]

Conundrum

[Opium]

. Snape was angered

[catalina_marina]

by

(Who's Snape, anyway?)

[Opium]

John's non-death like


(he's the Potions teacher in Harry Potter. In the movies he is played by Alan Rickman. Watch some HP already! )

[catalina_marina]

teacher

Ah, that explains why I blocked him out. Who was he again? :wink:

[Opium]

named Remus Lupin



(Snape wants to be the DADA teacher, but never gets the position, instead guys like Remus Lupin get it. What's wrong with Alan Rickman? )

[catalina_marina]

by Alan Rickman.

Who now?

[Opium]

Maggie Smith liked


(Remus Lupin was a friend of Harry Potter's parents, and also was a teacher for a year at Hogwarts, and is part of the OOTP) :wink:

[catalina_marina]

girls.

Eek.

[Opium]

Well, not really

[catalina_marina]

young girls,

[Opium]

, but instead men.