One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[Xeroc]

was not important.

[Chancellor Valium]

Therefore he reappeared,

[Xeroc]

and promptly disappeared.

[Opium]

Unlike John, TopHatMan

[NeoMatrix]

, and some redshirt

[Opium]

liked dancing in

[KillerGodMan]

Janewayite land. Picard

[Chancellor Valium]

and Fu Manchu

[Xeroc]

began fighting over

[Opium]

golden tap-shoes that

[Xeroc]

TopHatMan had given

[Opium]

John on his

[Xeroc]

second birthday. These

[Opium]

shoes are magical

[NeoMatrix]

only to those

[Rayinne]

who hate the

[NeoMatrix]

rocky grounds and

(What happened to the member titles?)

[Xeroc]

pebbly roads. Now,


(What happened to the member titles?)
This is what Zeke Posted in the Election Thread:
SHIZNIT. I had to upgrade to phpBB v2.0.11 because of a security leak, and I didn't think it would interfere with the mods I've made. Apparently it did.

I'll fix it as soon as I can. But pie, as always, comes first.

[NeoMatrix]

or perhaps soon,

[Xeroc]

the member titles

[Rayinne]

revolted against the

[Chancellor Valium]

rule of Muffie,

[NeoMatrix]

which states that

[Xeroc]

"All Pie must

[Opium]

be flavourful". This

[NeoMatrix]

did not please

[Opium]

pie-loving Johnites

[Chancellor Valium]

or Dr. Fu

[NeoMatrix]

Fu from planet

[Opium]

Moo Moo. Suddenly,

[KillerGodMan]

A face came

[Opium]

into the plot

[Xeroc]

and terrorized the

[Opium]

main characters. They

[AKAArzosah]

all ran to

[Xeroc]

the local supermarket

[AKAArzosah]

to buy some

[KillerGodMan]

Toblerones and Pie

[Xeroc]

, with the creamed

[Opium]

banana filling that

[NeoMatrix]

tastes like the

[Opium]

BOMB, eh? So,

[Xeroc]

now we should

[Opium]

fight. Kirk ripped

[Ginga]

his toupee off

[Opium]

, scaring children everywhere

[Mj]

and throwing muffins

[Opium]

wildly at fans


Welcom, Mj!

[Mj]

in the tundra


//Thanks opium :D

[Opium]

on Vulcan. T'Pol

[Chancellor Valium]

her shoe to

[Mj]

a lazy penguin

[Opium]

made sense no.

[Chancellor Valium]

Ming The Merciless,

[Mj]

ate three pies

[Chancellor Valium]

and killed Xeroc

[Opium]

that Trip wanted

[Chancellor Valium]

no incorrect grammar

[Mj]

it was his

[Chancellor Valium]

lack of grammar

[Mj]

that made a

[Chancellor Valium]

real splash. Dr.

[Mj]

Igneous Rock Cake

[Opium]

was new and

[Chancellor Valium]

ate Fu Manchu.

[Opium]

Troi was disgusted

[Xeroc]

by all the

[Chancellor Valium]

Fu Manchu references

[Xeroc]

Valium kept posting

[Mj]

and anthropomorphization occured

[Xeroc]

amongst the hypercubes

[Opium]

of the fops.

[Chancellor Valium]

Meanwhile, on Alzarius,

[AKAArzosah]

some guy named

[Opium]

TopHatMan wrote a

[AKAArzosah]

play about the

[Opium]

John and Fu

[Xeroc]

Manchu, who began

[Chancellor Valium]

to sell moustache-goatee-combos
(can we now say that John has a goatee and long Ming-stylee moustache?)

[KillerGodMan]

to innocent kids.

[Xeroc]

The police arrested

[KillerGodMan]

John, because he

[Scooter]

photographed a monkey

[KillerGodMan]

doing-it with a

[Xeroc]

another monkey (What

[Opium]

the freak? ) Elsewhere,

[AKAArzosah]

tornadoes destroyed several

[NeoMatrix]

monkey habitats and

[Rayinne]

ticked off C'thulhu.

[NAHTMMM]

With fatal results.

[Mj]

C'thulhu soon came

[NeoMatrix]

home after a

[NAHTMMM]

psychic message warned

[Xeroc]

him that the

[KillerGodMan]

chub-chub's were coming.

[Xeroc]

Naturally, the muffin

[Opium]

recipe Neelix used

[Xeroc]

caused the mess

[NeoMatrix]

in the kitchen

[Mj]

Which therefore assimilated

[Chancellor Valium]

some bisexual donkeys.

[Rayinne]

The Borg sued

[Chancellor Valium]

the donkey manufacturers

[Xeroc]

for copyright infringement

[NeoMatrix]

on their ability

[Rayinne]

to make donkeys

[Chancellor Valium]

. Zaphod was made

[Mj]

into a muffin

[Xeroc]

man, for his

[Chancellor Valium]

heinous crime of

[Opium]

not making sense.

[NeoMatrix]

The current muffinman

[Xeroc]

was out sick

[Rayinne]

with a broken

[Xeroc]

muffin-making arm, therefore

[Opium]

not baking or

[Scooter]

playing the banjo

[Opium]

during CSI. Data

[KillerGodMan]

asked about rats

[Opium]

and pink elephants

[Xeroc]

when the brown

[Opium]

puppies had Spot

[Xeroc]

cornered against the

[Scooter]

magic zucchini, which

[AKAArzosah]

lived in a

[Rayinne]

cave C'thulhu made.

[Xeroc]

Yet, as the

[Scooter]

mango exploded across

[KillerGodMan]

Soon land, Bob

[Xeroc]

found the blue

[Opium]

Pearl Of Wierdness

[KillerGodMan]

in his pants.

[Opium]

Instantly, wierdness went

[Scooter]

cajun. Blackened shrimp

[Rayinne]

were eaten by

[Scooter]

Green Lantern and

[KillerGodMan]

a bug. Spike

[Xeroc]

TV blared over

[NeoMatrix]

this story that

[Opium]

made less sense

[NeoMatrix]

than an episode

[Opium]

of CSI:Yellowknife

[Xeroc]

, the second division.

[KillerGodMan]

Joe danced with

[Opium]

CSI's Gil Grissom

[Xeroc]

in 3/4 waltz

[NeoMatrix]

, followed with the

[Xeroc]

twist and the

[Opium]

jump 'n jive

[NeoMatrix]

. All that dancing

[Opium]

made Greg jealous

[KillerGodMan]

so he tested

[Xeroc]

the circuit breakers

[Opium]

, crashing the electrical

[Xeroc]

system and screwing

[Opium]

the entire episode.

[Xeroc]

A CD Burner

[Opium]

was turning out

[Xeroc]

a million copyrighted

[Opium]

William Shatner CD's

[Rayinne]

which became important

[Scooter]

to William Shatner,

[Opium]

as no-one bought

[Xeroc]

the real CD's.

[Opium]

People bought copies.

[Ginga]

And they were

[Opium]

loving Shatner's voice

[Rayinne]

on Mirror Voyager.

[Opium]

This was creepy

[Ginga]

because mirror Janeway

[Xeroc]

still liked coffee

[Opium]

, but only Tim-Hortons

[Xeroc]

brand of it.

[Opium]

Tuvok was concerned

[Xeroc]

about the rise

[NeoMatrix]

in coffee prices

[Ginga]

because if the

[Xeroc]

price went too

[Ginga]

high, then Janeway

[Opium]

would become angry

[Ginga]

and she'd shoot

[Opium]

all redshirts, which

[KillerGodMan]

would be bad,

[Opium]

as limited redshirts

[Scooter]

cause budget audits.

[Opium]

Janeway cried because

[Ginga]

she wasn't allowed

[NeoMatrix]

to enter the

[Xeroc]

coffee nebula now,

[Opium]

as Tim Hortens

[Xeroc]

was in the

[Scooter]

process of transmogrifying

[Opium]

every coffee shop

[Rayinne]

in the Federation.

[Ginga]

Mirror Janeway nearly

[KillerGodMan]

said "do it"

[Xeroc]

but decided to

[Ginga]

say "FIRE THE

[Scooter]

Executive Producer and

[NeoMatrix]

some torpedo towards

[Opium]

the UPN producers

[Scooter]

for stealing sig-kitty

[Opium]

and making Zeke

[NeoMatrix]

confess for the

[Rayinne]

crimes committed by

[Ginga]

Seko during the

[Xeroc]

the Kingon Warbird

[KillerGodMan]

war thing. Riker

[NeoMatrix]

joined Chakotay in

[Opium]

DS9 and they

[Rayinne]

threw a kegger

[NeoMatrix]

party on the

[Xeroc]

Promenade with one

[NeoMatrix]

not so happy

[KillerGodMan]

Judge of Doom.

[Opium]

Jake studied the

[Xeroc]

mess on the

[Opium]

floor and determined

[Xeroc]

that it consisted

[Opium]

of rum bottles

[Xeroc]

and rigging. He

[Opium]

wrote an article

[Xeroc]

all about the

[Rayinne]

pirates and ninja

[Xeroc]

animosity for ages

[NeoMatrix]

6 and up

[Xeroc]

or 32-inches tall

[Opium]

. Jake's article was

[NeoMatrix]

published in some

[Xeroc]

racy magazines, distributed

[Opium]

by Hugh Heifner

[KillerGodMan]

in Halifax. Data

[Xeroc]

found this amusing

[Opium]

and told Geordie

[Xeroc]

all about it

[NeoMatrix]

while they performed

[Rayinne]

ancient dances for

[Xeroc]

good space weather.

[Scooter]

Tuvok chopped off

[Xeroc]

the block, inflicting

[NeoMatrix]

pain to the

[Opium]

Chia Pet Block

[Xeroc]

and disabling the

[Opium]

Chia Pet Corporation

[richardson]

who used to

[Xeroc]

sell Chia Pets

[richardson]

to poor defenseless

[KillerGodMan]

nanoprobes. Seven jumped

[Opium]

on the "Bring-Back-the-Hockey" Bandwagon

(hehe, ONE cheat for everyone, a holiday present. But ONLY one!) :D

[KillerGodMan]

that was going to

(that's a cheat, right?)