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NeoMatrix
03-02-2005, 09:36 PM
in Full Screen
Xeroc
03-02-2005, 11:16 PM
and wanted widescreen.
NeoMatrix
03-03-2005, 03:44 AM
Tuvok killed John.
Chancellor Valium
03-03-2005, 07:25 PM
Bicycle Weekly ran
NeoMatrix
03-03-2005, 08:13 PM
a survey about
Chancellor Valium
03-03-2005, 08:19 PM
TopHatMan's brand new
NeoMatrix
03-03-2005, 09:43 PM
motorcycle. Subscribers filled
Breca_Halley
03-03-2005, 11:54 PM
their teapots with
NeoMatrix
03-04-2005, 02:09 AM
coffee, then answered
Chancellor Valium
03-04-2005, 12:42 PM
seventeen-thousand times each.
NeoMatrix
03-04-2005, 03:05 PM
One question asked
Breca_Halley
03-05-2005, 12:58 AM
"How do Klingons
NeoMatrix
03-05-2005, 01:32 AM
want TopHatMan's motorcycle
Rayinne
03-05-2005, 12:18 PM
to crash today?"
Chancellor Valium
03-05-2005, 08:50 PM
It was favourite
Opium
03-05-2005, 10:56 PM
activity of Klingons
Xeroc
03-06-2005, 12:54 AM
to eat Gagh
Opium
03-06-2005, 10:10 AM
and watch "ER"
Chancellor Valium
03-06-2005, 05:13 PM
on Tuesdays, but
Chancellor Valium
03-06-2005, 05:14 PM
on Tuesdays, but
NeoMatrix
03-06-2005, 08:15 PM
surveys are not
Opium
03-06-2005, 09:16 PM
liked. Klingons love
Chancellor Valium
03-06-2005, 09:50 PM
Gagh but not
Opium
03-06-2005, 11:42 PM
sushi. In fact,
Xeroc
03-07-2005, 12:45 AM
they love it
Opium
03-07-2005, 02:41 AM
more than sashimi
Breca_Halley
03-07-2005, 02:48 AM
except for when
Opium
03-07-2005, 02:53 AM
it is salmon
NeoMatrix
03-07-2005, 03:21 AM
mating season, then
Opium
03-07-2005, 06:02 AM
Klingons enjoy trout.
Chancellor Valium
03-07-2005, 12:56 PM
Zaphod remained unimpressed
NeoMatrix
03-07-2005, 04:01 PM
with the lack
Chancellor Valium
03-07-2005, 07:32 PM
of HitchHiker references
Xeroc
03-08-2005, 02:07 AM
in the story
Opium
03-08-2005, 02:39 AM
. It annoyed him
NeoMatrix
03-08-2005, 07:55 AM
so much, that
Opium
03-08-2005, 08:03 AM
he killed John
Chancellor Valium
03-08-2005, 10:57 AM
another sixty times
NeoMatrix
03-08-2005, 03:59 PM
using only a
Chancellor Valium
03-08-2005, 04:52 PM
small toothpick, called
NeoMatrix
03-08-2005, 07:23 PM
by many names
Chancellor Valium
03-08-2005, 07:33 PM
to the Council
NeoMatrix
03-08-2005, 07:37 PM
Of Small Sticks
Chancellor Valium
03-08-2005, 09:14 PM
on the planet
NeoMatrix
03-09-2005, 03:39 AM
shaped like a
Xeroc
03-09-2005, 03:58 AM
banana (low budget
Opium
03-09-2005, 10:26 AM
movies lacked spheres)
Chancellor Valium
03-09-2005, 10:52 AM
, known only as
NeoMatrix
03-09-2005, 08:41 PM
a banana split
Opium
03-10-2005, 02:11 AM
. An art film
Breca_Halley
03-10-2005, 03:03 AM
with corny pictures
Opium
03-10-2005, 05:15 AM
and cheesy popcorn
NeoMatrix
03-10-2005, 11:05 PM
was very popular
Opium
03-11-2005, 02:05 AM
with Klingons and
NeoMatrix
03-11-2005, 05:36 AM
Tribbles wanting to
Opium
03-11-2005, 07:23 AM
watch corny movies.
Chancellor Valium
03-11-2005, 10:36 AM
Tribbles are not
Opium
03-11-2005, 11:10 PM
fans of movies
NeoMatrix
03-12-2005, 04:41 AM
that involve explosives
Opium
03-12-2005, 07:49 AM
or Klingon time-travellers
Chancellor Valium
03-12-2005, 11:21 AM
Or Rick Berman.
NeoMatrix
03-12-2005, 03:37 PM
Klingons hate movies
NAHTMMM
03-12-2005, 07:18 PM
with non-explosive flowers
Chancellor Valium
03-12-2005, 07:54 PM
called Eurycleia or
NAHTMMM
03-12-2005, 07:56 PM
with Rick Berman.
Chancellor Valium
03-12-2005, 08:06 PM
"Ah, H2SO4 Professor!"
Opium
03-13-2005, 01:30 AM
said Alan Rickman
NeoMatrix
03-13-2005, 07:07 AM
while attending class
Chancellor Valium
03-13-2005, 07:13 PM
101, professor: Opium.
Opium
03-13-2005, 10:17 PM
"Welcome to class"
NeoMatrix
03-14-2005, 03:51 AM
Opium said before
Opium
03-14-2005, 06:28 AM
sqeeling with joy
Chancellor Valium
03-14-2005, 11:01 AM
while washing cheese
NeoMatrix
03-14-2005, 04:55 PM
for the experiment
Opium
03-14-2005, 10:01 PM
of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. This
NeoMatrix
03-14-2005, 10:01 PM
caused the students
Opium
03-14-2005, 10:21 PM
to sing showtunes
NeoMatrix
03-14-2005, 11:03 PM
about experimental cheese
Wowbagger
03-14-2005, 11:28 PM
before it exploded.
NeoMatrix
03-15-2005, 01:05 AM
"Boom!" The school
Opium
03-15-2005, 05:39 AM
librarian said, scaring
NeoMatrix
03-15-2005, 06:04 AM
the school's mascot
Opium
03-15-2005, 07:06 AM
, Phobia Ferret Phillip.
NeoMatrix
03-15-2005, 03:47 PM
"Shhhh! We are
Opium
03-16-2005, 03:19 AM
making sock puppets!"
NeoMatrix
03-16-2005, 03:48 AM
said the teachers
Opium
03-16-2005, 08:17 AM
of Puppetology 101
Chancellor Valium
03-16-2005, 01:54 PM
Opium, Ginga, Neo
Opium
03-16-2005, 10:19 PM
Valium, Zeke, Admiral-Sab
NeoMatrix
03-17-2005, 05:29 AM
Cat, 17, and
Opium
03-17-2005, 10:31 AM
Nan were students
Chancellor Valium
03-17-2005, 02:29 PM
, while Kira and
NeoMatrix
03-17-2005, 10:32 PM
Sa'ar were professors
Opium
03-18-2005, 12:25 AM
of puppetology and
NeoMatrix
03-18-2005, 05:10 AM
Evil Chemistry 101
Opium
03-18-2005, 07:23 AM
. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM" went the
NAHTMMM
03-18-2005, 07:39 PM
delivery boy, Otis.
Opium
03-19-2005, 03:52 AM
He scared many
NeoMatrix
03-19-2005, 04:58 AM
birds with his
Xeroc
03-19-2005, 05:33 AM
boomerangs of death
NeoMatrix
03-19-2005, 07:32 AM
, but some stayed
Opium
03-19-2005, 09:05 AM
and sang. Suddenly
NeoMatrix
03-19-2005, 05:45 PM
Otis morphed into
Chancellor Valium
03-19-2005, 10:33 PM
Valium, before running
Opium
03-20-2005, 03:20 AM
into a pond
NeoMatrix
03-20-2005, 05:11 AM
full of bricks
Xeroc
03-20-2005, 06:31 AM
(which hurt quite
Opium
03-20-2005, 07:19 AM
a lot). John
Chancellor Valium
03-20-2005, 01:26 PM
didn't die! This
Xeroc
03-20-2005, 11:30 PM
was caused by
NeoMatrix
03-21-2005, 03:00 AM
the lack of
Opium
03-21-2005, 04:30 AM
believing in Tinkerbell
NeoMatrix
03-21-2005, 12:04 PM
being able to
Opium
03-22-2005, 02:45 AM
kill Klingon warriors.
Xeroc
03-22-2005, 09:43 PM
Not suprisingly, the
Vedra
03-22-2005, 10:16 PM
chicken wire bombs
NeoMatrix
03-23-2005, 12:09 AM
threw pies at
Opium
03-23-2005, 03:24 AM
John. John loved
NeoMatrix
03-23-2005, 05:42 AM
getting pied by
Opium
03-25-2005, 02:51 AM
TopHatMan and Wesley
NeoMatrix
03-25-2005, 06:06 AM
wearing only their
Opium
03-25-2005, 08:13 AM
Spongebob boxers and
NeoMatrix
03-25-2005, 09:53 PM
Borg #1 T-Shirts
Opium
03-26-2005, 03:28 AM
, in pink brocade.
NeoMatrix
03-26-2005, 05:40 AM
Anyway, back to
Opium
03-26-2005, 10:16 AM
CSI: Yellowknife. Today,
NeoMatrix
03-26-2005, 03:57 PM
nothing happened, which
Chancellor Valium
03-27-2005, 04:48 PM
suprised Zaphod, Ford
Opium
03-27-2005, 08:35 PM
did go bankrupt,
Chancellor Valium
03-27-2005, 09:43 PM
for tax purposes.
NeoMatrix
03-27-2005, 11:02 PM
Zaphod wept. George
Opium
03-28-2005, 02:15 AM
didn't care; he
KillerGodMan
03-28-2005, 03:15 AM
was eating pie.
Opium
03-28-2005, 07:34 AM
T'Pol missed pie
Xeroc
03-29-2005, 02:00 AM
because she was
Opium
03-29-2005, 04:01 AM
not near Trip
NeoMatrix
03-29-2005, 07:15 AM
while he was
KillerGodMan
03-29-2005, 11:34 AM
eating pie. Sato
Opium
03-29-2005, 02:01 PM
was bored, because
NeoMatrix
03-29-2005, 02:11 PM
someone took his
Opium
03-29-2005, 02:19 PM
new shiny star-ship
NAHTMMM
03-29-2005, 03:37 PM
and daughter Hoshi
Opium
03-30-2005, 12:38 AM
, who took it.
Chancellor Valium
03-30-2005, 04:59 PM
"The Milliard Gargantubrain
Scooter
03-31-2005, 06:15 AM
dreamed of sprockets
Opium
03-31-2005, 07:42 AM
, the SNL character
Scooter
03-31-2005, 09:48 AM
who dances when
Opium
03-31-2005, 02:10 PM
stuff happens. This
Chancellor Valium
04-01-2005, 02:23 AM
makes no sense,
Xeroc
04-01-2005, 02:35 AM
but should it?
Chancellor Valium
04-01-2005, 02:39 AM
It is said
Xeroc
04-01-2005, 02:43 AM
that it must
Chancellor Valium
04-01-2005, 02:48 AM
rain in Spain
Opium
04-01-2005, 06:01 AM
on your vacation
Chancellor Valium
04-01-2005, 02:34 PM
For Zaphod's third
Opium
04-01-2005, 07:09 PM
April Fool's Day,
NeoMatrix
04-01-2005, 07:13 PM
or else the
Opium
04-01-2005, 09:38 PM
Day of DOOM
Chancellor Valium
04-02-2005, 12:24 AM
shall occur. Yea,
Xeroc
04-02-2005, 06:12 AM
that ain't good.
Chancellor Valium
04-02-2005, 10:27 AM
Verily and forsooth,
Opium
04-02-2005, 12:02 PM
John continued his
Chancellor Valium
04-02-2005, 12:56 PM
grave sermon upon
KillerGodMan
04-02-2005, 05:54 PM
me" said Jon
Scooter
04-02-2005, 06:03 PM
, little knowing that
Xeroc
04-03-2005, 01:52 AM
he would find
Opium
04-03-2005, 06:06 PM
himself alive again
Chancellor Valium
04-03-2005, 06:41 PM
On the day
Opium
04-04-2005, 12:36 AM
he went fishing,
KillerGodMan
04-04-2005, 01:53 AM
with Janeway. KillerGM
NeoMatrix
04-04-2005, 04:11 AM
went to the
Xeroc
04-04-2005, 04:27 AM
bar and drank
NeoMatrix
04-04-2005, 04:31 AM
all the beer
Xeroc
04-04-2005, 04:33 AM
in sight. Consequently,
Chancellor Valium
04-04-2005, 11:15 AM
Valium arrested Xeroc
NeoMatrix
04-04-2005, 01:52 PM
for serving KillerGM
Chancellor Valium
04-04-2005, 07:40 PM
cyanide, instead of
Opium
04-04-2005, 07:45 PM
beer and pretzels
Chancellor Valium
04-04-2005, 07:47 PM
and hydrochloric acid.
Opium
04-04-2005, 07:48 PM
"I like pie"
Rayinne
04-05-2005, 09:20 AM
said the Red
Opium
04-05-2005, 12:50 PM
-shirt who liked
Chancellor Valium
04-05-2005, 05:44 PM
to eat John.
NeoMatrix
04-05-2005, 10:45 PM
The Hanibal Redshirt
Opium
04-05-2005, 10:56 PM
also liked chilli
Chancellor Valium
04-05-2005, 11:19 PM
. Wowbagger sat down.
Xeroc
04-06-2005, 01:10 AM
Valium sat up.
KillerGodMan
04-06-2005, 01:28 AM
Xeroc sat out.
Xeroc
04-06-2005, 01:32 AM
KillerGM sat too.
Opium
04-06-2005, 02:06 AM
Opium was confused
KillerGodMan
04-06-2005, 02:08 AM
Opium stood up.
Opium
04-06-2005, 02:22 AM
KillerGM said something.
KillerGodMan
04-06-2005, 03:00 AM
Ginga did too.
Chancellor Valium
04-06-2005, 11:54 AM
Zoo was shut,
Opium
04-06-2005, 03:46 PM
due to lions
Xeroc
04-06-2005, 11:58 PM
rampaging around the
Chancellor Valium
04-07-2005, 12:42 AM
Wilfred Owen Memorial
Opium
04-07-2005, 01:09 AM
. John liked lions
Chancellor Valium
04-07-2005, 01:47 AM
but preferably not
Opium
04-07-2005, 02:11 AM
near him. Really,
Chancellor Valium
04-07-2005, 02:12 AM
they hate Karl,
NeoMatrix
04-07-2005, 03:25 AM
as the lions
Chancellor Valium
04-07-2005, 03:37 AM
dislike Midnight Blue.
Opium
04-08-2005, 12:47 AM
But neon pink
Chancellor Valium
04-08-2005, 01:10 AM
is TopHatMan's favourite
Opium
04-08-2005, 01:27 AM
colour of Jello
Chancellor Valium
04-08-2005, 02:01 AM
but not flavour.
Opium
04-08-2005, 02:02 AM
Karl, TopHatman, John,
Chancellor Valium
04-08-2005, 02:15 AM
etc are semi-fictional,
NeoMatrix
04-08-2005, 04:22 AM
but their mother
Opium
04-08-2005, 05:34 AM
is from France
Chancellor Valium
04-08-2005, 12:27 PM
and likes frogs'
NAHTMMM
04-08-2005, 05:51 PM
ballet performances. Their
Opium
04-09-2005, 12:51 AM
hoppity antics are
NeoMatrix
04-09-2005, 04:33 AM
a big hit
Opium
04-10-2005, 05:52 AM
for 5MVforums characters
Wowbagger
04-10-2005, 04:56 PM
in the rain.
Opium
04-10-2005, 07:58 PM
"It's raining men"
Xeroc
04-10-2005, 10:42 PM
shouted the Major
Opium
04-11-2005, 12:35 AM
of Redshirt Army
NAHTMMM
04-11-2005, 04:12 AM
as he imploded.
Opium
04-11-2005, 07:54 PM
The Redshirt Army
NeoMatrix
04-12-2005, 03:00 AM
never gave up
Chancellor Valium
04-12-2005, 11:54 AM
the Salvation Army
Opium
04-12-2005, 10:15 PM
Dance-A-Thon For Hope
NeoMatrix
04-12-2005, 11:04 PM
Awareness of Pies
Opium
04-13-2005, 01:17 AM
Fundraiser for Redshirt's
Xeroc
04-13-2005, 01:51 AM
which [Sentence Terminated].
NeoMatrix
04-13-2005, 05:03 AM
Time ran out
Opium
04-13-2005, 05:09 AM
and John won
Chancellor Valium
04-13-2005, 01:39 PM
; time was disqualified.
Opium
04-13-2005, 10:30 PM
TopHatMan liked dancing
Xeroc
04-14-2005, 01:59 AM
as everyone knew
Scooter
04-14-2005, 04:45 AM
because the orange
Opium
04-14-2005, 07:03 AM
tapshoes he wore
Rayinne
04-15-2005, 07:15 AM
were automatic and
Chancellor Valium
04-15-2005, 06:02 PM
noisy. Karl painted
Opium
04-15-2005, 10:23 PM
the floor midnight
Xeroc
04-15-2005, 10:49 PM
black, covering the
Opium
04-15-2005, 11:41 PM
green shag carpet
Scooter
04-16-2005, 12:25 AM
with liquid nitrogen
Opium
04-16-2005, 01:36 AM
and whacking it
Rayinne
04-16-2005, 03:30 AM
with his shilleighley. *spelling may be off*
Opium
04-16-2005, 04:22 AM
The new paint
NeoMatrix
04-16-2005, 04:27 AM
killed Karl and
Chancellor Valium
04-16-2005, 04:42 PM
John several times.
NeoMatrix
04-16-2005, 04:56 PM
And as always,
NAHTMMM
04-16-2005, 06:07 PM
several redshirts died
Xeroc
04-16-2005, 09:01 PM
for the cause
Rayinne
04-17-2005, 03:15 AM
of redshirts dying.
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