One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Q that won[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]took the Delta Quadrant[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to the other side[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of the Universe[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to meet[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the Tribbles of DOOM[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and the Klingons who[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]multiply when they[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]are fed.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]This angered Worfy[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]tramendously, so he[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]killed a couple[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]red shirts
(jonny, noooooooooooo)[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with a daffodil[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that had been[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]assimilated[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]by Orlando Bloom


(couldnt resist the pun)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and his fan.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It took[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]three engineers[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]three hundred hours[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to change[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the oil[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of the oil lamp.

(I did it. Sorta.)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]This oil lamp[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]was pretty heavy[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], being uranium,[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and radioactive too.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"This amazing lamp[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]emits photons[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of fantastic brightness,[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]which blinds your enemies

(Story Site Updated)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]DOOMing them totally[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for 47 days

(Check out the new Authors page on the my site)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and two hours."[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Those last 2 hours[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]were added for[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]advertising's sake. Meanwhile[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], three centuries ago,[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a temporal vortex[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]appeared out of nowhere,[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]stunning Buffy's lover[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and exciting Anya[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with much vigor[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], despite clear[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]disapproval[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]from[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Guinan.

(A much underused character in my opinion.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Baksheesh

(a much-underused word, IMO.)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]never did

(I wonder why that is. :p )[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]get given

(baksheesh = tip or gratuity, basically)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]by the

(Ah. In that case, nice save.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]general

(Thanks. :D)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]crowd[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], despite[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the Lagniappe Police patrol's threatening[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]them with[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]endless Barney videos[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. "Lagniappe?"[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]asked Frodo curiusly[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]while shopping online[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for POTC posters


(Pirates of the Caribean)[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and Gandalf Figurines,

(c'mon people, three words max! It was meant to just be one, in the beginning...)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that were crushed[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]by Clemens books[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and a wall.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]They were half

(We tend to bend the rules, sometimes breaking them, around here)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a dozen[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]chapters into [i:post_uid0]Life[/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0], the Universe,[/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]and Everything[/i:post_uid0], though[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]none of them[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]survived the unabridged[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]version, with[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Robert Beltran,[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], an oak yacht

(*snicker*)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and Pinocchio[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]continually screaming[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that they're NOT[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]fluffy bunny people[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]who hate Anya[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]being scared of[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]fluffy bunny people[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]who hate Anya.

(Let's stop here ;) )[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"I'd advise not

(okidoke.)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to run too[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]fast there, Timmy,[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]there are tigers[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]afoot[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and they might[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]find bunnies cute[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. "Heaven forfend!" cried[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Janeway, as she

(looks like time for me to update the site, lol)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]tap-danced happily in[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]synchronicity[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Data the Dancing[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sex Machine[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of MOOD.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Planet MOOD and

(MOOD and DOOM, lol)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]it's inhabitants[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]have the same[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]biological structure[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and mood. Voyager

(You dont want to visit this planet on a bad day, lol)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]went there when[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]they were pissed[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and needed to[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]regain sobriety quickly.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]They failed. Miserably.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Therefor, Voyager[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]rammed the Enterprise[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and both ships[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>(meaning the dinghy</s>

turned into red[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<strike>coalesced into [i:post_uid0]Voyaprise[/i:post_uid0]! Enterger. Whatever.</strike>

(Edit: damn.)[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The following is not part of story:
((turned into red coalesced?

*brain fries*

aarrgghh!

Oh well, I've got another one. Oh. No I don't. Darn.))

Story: M and M's![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], crashed in North-America[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and multiplied until[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Klingons had to[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]eat them[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]off the ground[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. "Oh God Noooooooo!"[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]cried Worf, "I[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]ate the warp core[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and I'm gonna

(Thus why I struck it, the phrase "turn into red" hadn't been posted when I replied.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and strange chilli[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]and I'm gonna[/quote:post_uid0]
eat more

[quote:post_uid0]and strange chilli[/quote:post_uid0]
Are we going to do two storylines now? ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]plasma pills

(2 story lines? That would be very confusing, lol)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]than[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]chili pie with[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]whipped cream."[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Worf forgot to[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]catch some gagh[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and became cranky[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]so he threw[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Data into Riker[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]'s quarters[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and sealed it[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with police tape[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], duct tape, and[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]more duct tape[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. He put a targ[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]into a soup[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]as the guests[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]took a swim[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], much to the[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]shagrin of Riker[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and John Sheridan.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The guests returned[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]smelling of meat[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]after being attacked[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]by a moron[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with an elephant[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]named John Sheridan.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It shot meat[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]into Riker's mouth[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]from a distance[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because John Sheridan[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]tried to hit[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]first officers who[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]crash every shuttle[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with out thought to[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the costs.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Riker and Chakotay[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]boarded a shuttle[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to see if[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]either of them[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]would call for[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]help. They didn't,[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]so they made[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]up a report[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]about how they[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]resqued a space creature[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]who made doilies[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]appear out of[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]thin vacuum. This[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]frightened Picard, who[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]didn't like doilies[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because John Sheridan[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]eats sixty each[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]hour. They call[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]him after the[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]destruction of[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the planet Sheridan[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0],which was holding[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a celebration for[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the Grand[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Nagus of[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the Frengi Board[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of Five Minutes Before[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Frogs Jumps[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Into The Pond[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Of DOOM! And


(The "!" is meant as part of the name, not the end of a sentence. ;))[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Internal Affairs For

(I will take that ! into account when I post the story, lol)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The People Of[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]High Scoring With[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Horseshoe Throwing[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Who Like Their[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Horses So Much[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John Sheridan[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Isn't Allowed Near[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Red Button.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Planet Sheridan[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], the posh hotel[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]named after the[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]spaceship Sheridan, which[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]is named after[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]an ancient God[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of money grubbers[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], Olidamara, was filled[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with tourists who[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]came to watch[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the Trabajabajaba'jamos Circus[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John Sheridan into[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]taya17. "Where's the verb?" cried[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Grammar Master[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of the hotel,[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]named Phil Sheridan.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A guest answered:[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Hey, im Mr.Verb[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]from the planet[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of Terry Sheridan."


(Yep, just watched the Tomb Raider movie yesterday. Too amused.)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Tomb Raiding isn't[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]preferred by nine[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Chinese peasants who[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]got beamed up[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]into the starship Paramount[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]yesterday. But Seven[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]didn't like the[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]decorations, so she[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]called someone to[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]get rid of[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the decorator's magical protection[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]by using nanoprobes[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]combined with a[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]pound of sugar[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], making them hyper[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]ventilative and loosing[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]chaos on all[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]decorating shows that[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]feature John Sheridan.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Evil decorating shows"[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], said John Sheridan,[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"are very ennoying[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because Martha Stewart

(who is John Sheridan?)[/color:post_uid0]

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[color=#000000:post_uid0]fell in love[/color:post_uid0]

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[color=#000000:post_uid0]with me." John[/color:post_uid0]

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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sheridan lied, while[/color:post_uid0]

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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Martha kissed Picard

(had to bring back star trek characters in this story)
(hehe, Martha Stewart and Patrick Stewart)[/color:post_uid0]

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[color=#000000:post_uid0]to make sure[/color:post_uid0]

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[color=#000000:post_uid0]the clone had[/color:post_uid0]