Alphabet Story

[NeoMatrix]

The rules of this game are simple. Each person posts one sentence for the story, but the first word must begin with the next letter in the alphabet from the previous post. I will start.

Captain Janeway was fast asleep in her quarters.

The next person's sentence will start with the letter "D"

[Gatac]

Dreams - and any uninterrupted sleep at all, for that matter - were rapidly becoming a valuable commodity on a ship under siege.

Gatac

[KillerGodMan]

Everything in a dream came out okay, unlike the situation to be had with the Voyager.

[Gatac]

For weeks, the ship had stayed on yellow alert, with no respite in sight.

Gatac

[NeoMatrix]

Green-skinned Aliens, while short in height, used their sleeping weapon on the crew, which is the only weapon they use to take over unsuspecting ships.

[NAHTMMM]

How long they have preyed on unsuspecting travellers no one knows.

[Gatac]

Infamous throughout the entire sector, there was only one thing they feared.

Gatac

[NeoMatrix]

John, with his ability to die alot and his favorite weapon, pie.

[Xeroc]

Killed permanently, he could not be.

[KillerGodMan]

Live, he was now, the the aliens didn't want that.

[Xeroc]

Making a plan to kill him once and for all was proving difficult.

[KillerGodMan]

Not only could they not kill him, they couldn't find him either.

[Opium]

"Oh, woe is me" said the alien, whose name was Odo.

[Xeroc]

"Perhaps you are having a bad day?" replied another alien named Fred.

[Captain Proton]

"Quite", said Odo.

[NeoMatrix]

"Remember the plot!" blurted out by a random voice in space.

[Xeroc]

"So, then, oh yes, well, how is the plan going? You're not just complaining about everything again, are you?" inquired a nervous alien officer stepping into the room.

[NeoMatrix]

"Two Voyager crew members are missing, and we have lost gravity on deck 47." said an alien security officer.

[Xeroc]

"Unrelated? Unlikely," added another, "so we're still searching for them."

[Chancellor Valium]

"Veni, Vidi, Amitto!" shouted the cowardly alien in the corner, nervously.

[Anonymous]

"When did we get a deck 47?" asked Fred.

[Ginga]

"Xeroc may know. He is a dedicated programming fan. We must ask him," replied the alien somehow named Odo who could be the Odo but at the same time may not be...

[Chancellor Valium]

"You're an idiot! You know that, don't you," replied another alien, who lacked a nose.

[Xeroc]

"Zzzzzzzzzz," was all that was heard from a little sleepy alien in the corner.

[NeoMatrix]

"Arise, my sleepy alien. Today is a new day to conquerr. Go get the...WEAPON!" said the alien with the evil smile.

[Xeroc]

"Buh? What's happening? Is it sunday yet?", the sleepy alien responded.

[Opium]

Carefully, Redshirt Hanstetermanemonon set a trap for the Odo-which-was-both-Odo-and-not-Odo.

[NeoMatrix]

"Don't forget to turn the trap on." reminded the D'uh warning label.

[Xeroc]

"Emergency! Emergency! All hands to battle stations! We're under attack!", was heard over the comm suddenly.

[KillerGodMan]

"For the love of J/C, MOVE!" Janeway shouted, awoken by the alarm.

[Ginga]

Gingerly as could be, Voyager moved about 47 centimeters to the right, narrowly missing an unidentifiable yet scary flashing beam of some sort.

[Chancellor Valium]

Heavy metal fans admired Voyager's armour plating, as they waved faintly in her wake.......

[Xeroc]

"Internal sensors report the crew are waking up!", fractically yelled an alien on the bridge.

[KillerGodMan]

"John must DIE!" the alien leader yelled back.

[Chancellor Valium]

Kirk applied some mascara to his knees.

[Xeroc]

(Locate the person who wrote that last sentence, and fire him. -Editor)

[Chancellor Valium]

Mascara was meant for Lt. Rand, but he missed when the ship was fired upon.

[KillerGodMan]

Not that it mattered.

[Chancellor Valium]

Or indeed, had anyone cared, it still wouldn't have.

[Xeroc]

Possibly, it would, well... no, no it definitely wouldn't.

[Chancellor Valium]

Quite.

[NeoMatrix]

Rabbits appeared out of nowhere and stole the plot

[KillerGodMan]

Sisko suddenly slipped on a slide.

[Chancellor Valium]

Turning on the lights, Major Kira electrified said slide.

[Xeroc]

Understandably, Bob was awfully confused.

[NeoMatrix]

Violins began to play music to fit the confusing story line.

[Xeroc]

"What is this? Word association?", asked some.

[KillerGodMan]

Xeroc set the record straight.

[Xeroc]

"Yes, that is a surefire way to find out what the truth is.", said Anonymous.

[KillerGodMan]

Zeke zinged somebody.

[Xeroc]

And did it ziingingly.

[Scooter]

But Zeke's zing zagged and zapped, not zaftig Zippy, but zany Zorro, who, his zestfulness at its zenith, zipped up and, leaping on his zamboni, zwore that the 5M Forums were now a Zero Options Zap Zone!

[Chancellor Valium]

(Creator of that last comment to be eliminated), read the memo.

[KillerGodMan]

"DAMN YOU VADER!" somebody randomly shouted.

[NeoMatrix]

Even the dark side fears Janeway when she goes without coffee

[Xeroc]

"Fear her, they should", said Yoda.

[whoiam]

*post removed - my apologies for the mistake*

[Opium]

"Grab that coffee!" shouted Janeway, lunging for the Borg who brought the gift of coffee.

[Xeroc]

"Hyaaa!", yelled the Borg before it was ripped to shreds.

[Chancellor Valium]

In his office, Picard sat, baldly....

[Xeroc]

"Just one minute", said A. Random-Person, "where exactly is this story supposed to be going?"

[whoiam]

" How should I know?" asked A. N. Other

[Xeroc]

"I don't know either!", said A. Nonymous.

[Opium]

'Just as long as we keep it alphatabized, it'll be okay" said Janeway, who was dressed as Borg for Halloween.

[NeoMatrix]

"Kim, go get yourself a Borg uniform and join us in the mess hall," commanded Chakotay.

[whoiam]

"Like I was going to miss out on this!" Kim grinned, running for Seven's closet.

[Xeroc]

Maybe this is a good time for a commerical break, said the narrator.

[Chancellor Valium]

"Now!" Said Karl, "I want to finish painting this place midnight blue!"

[Opium]

"Olleander's Paint, Karl's favorite," said the narrator, "and now back to the program"

[whoiam]

"Ngyaaahh!" Kim yelled, having just seen Neelix in the most unlikely of costumes - one of seven's catsuits.

[Opium]

"Pardon me, I like to wear lycra" said Neelix.


(whoiam, I'm just wondering, why do you go with the letter before, rather than the letter after :?: )

[whoiam]

(as-yet undiagnosed dyslexia, I think... I've tried posting in here 4 times, and only managed the right letter once:@)

"...Quite..." Kim gasped, before beating a hasty retreat

(make that twice)

[Opium]

"Really, you are being too rude to Neelix" said Chakotay, who was also in one of Seven's catsuits.

[whoiam]

"Some things should never be seen" Kim muttered, averting his eyes from history's first lycra-coated tree.

[Opium]

"Timber!" shouted Seven as she pushed Chakotay down and took back her catsuit.

[whoiam]

"Uuurgh! Chakotay naked!" Was the cry raised by the rest of the Voyager crew, and anyone who happened to be watching.

[Xeroc]

Valiantly, the Censorship Police came and promptly arrested everyone.

[whoiam]

"Why? Whhhhhyyyyyyyyyy? Why must you arrest me so?" Cried Chakotay, attempting to take the award for Star-Trek's hammiest performance away from Captain Sisko...

[Chancellor Valium]

Xylophones became noisy.

[whoiam]

"You haven't seen the last of me! I won't give up without a fight! I won't go... oooh, cedar" Chakotay raged at the Censorship Police as they dragged him away

[Chancellor Valium]

Zeke zinged zanily, zwooping Sa'ar...

[Xeroc]

"A? We seem to be at the beginning again. Anyone up for a game of Poker?", asked Tim Buktu.

[whoiam]

"But poker's booooring...." came the reply

[NeoMatrix]

"Can we get Janeway to play with, or is she playing with Seven in a game of Borg Darts?"

[Xeroc]

Dastardly, a borg cube sneaked up behind Voyager...

[Opium]

Even with Kim at the helm, Voyager was no match for the Borg.

[NeoMatrix]

Five minutes later, the Borg cube got bored and blew up

[Xeroc]

"Great, now that's going to leave a --- * We Interrupt the current random nonsense in progress to give you this bulletin: * Pie * Thank you, we now return to the random nonsense already in progress * --- dent."

[Chancellor Valium]

"Hey-ho! St. George for England, and St. Pancras for Scotland! Off we go!" Said a passing train...

[Opium]

"I think that was Q in that train!" said Janeway, doing her make-up and hair so she would look good to Q, as she really wanted a boyfriend, any boyfriend, that wasn't a tree vulcan or immature or a hologram.

[whoiam]

"Jealous... She's just jealous of our newfound happiness together" Seven stated to Chakotay.

[Chancellor Valium]

"Kalamazoo East, change for Wapping Steps!" shouted a passing Mornington Crescent enthusiast...

[Xeroc]

Later that evening...

[Opium]

made-up and glowing, Janeway met Q on the holodeck for an evening of dinner at a French cafe and a movie at a 1980's drive-through.

[Xeroc]

Never did she suspect the sinister intentions of someone lurking outside...

[NeoMatrix]

Or that Bastilla was disguised as a redshirt in Engineering.

[whoiam]

"Perhaps I can find the answers here" Bastila mused, before getting unexpectedly decapitated in a freak mechanical accident.

[Chancellor Valium]

"Perhaps I can find the answers here" Bastila mused, before getting unexpectedly decapitated in a freak mechanical accident.

"Questions can be dangerous things", said Lt. Marth D'Alak, from behind her.

[Xeroc]

"Really, now, do we need to resort to this?", questioned another redshirt, destined for a similar fate before the next commerical break.

[Chancellor Valium]

"Sort-of," said Marth D'Alak, before electrocuting the other redshirt.

[whoiam]

"Then fall Caesar!" Julius yelled, having stepped into the wrong series, and promptly falling over one of the safety rails in Engineering.

[Opium]

"Unusual. Many redshirts are hear, yet it is Julius who died" said Councillor T'elepath.

[Chancellor Valium]

"Vot iss goink on? Vhy iss my castle so.....modern?", asked Nosferatu, flapping into the wrong dimension...

[whoiam]

"Why? Whhhhhyyyyyyyyyy? Why must you arrest me so?" Cried Chakotay, once again attempting to take the award for Star-Trek's hammiest performance away from Captain Sisko...

[Xeroc]

"Xtreeem!", yelled a skateboarder as he skateboarded through the hallways of the Enter - uh... Voyager, right?

[NeoMatrix]

"Yes, we are on Voyager. And remember, no skateboards in the hall unless it's a time travel episode," remarked a supervisor who got run over by the dude in the redshirt on a skateboard heading for forcefield that someone forgot to turn off after the last invasion by the Borg.

[Xeroc]

"Zzzzzzaaaaapppp!", Was the only sound to be heard, and unfortunately, all the redshirts in the room died.

[NeoMatrix]

"All Redshirts have offically been eliminated, Captain. We may procede with our secret plan" said Chakotay.

[Xeroc]

"Beautiful, now execute stage two!", said Janeway.

[Opium]

Carefully, Janeway and Chakotay opened the envelope that contained Stage 2's detailed plan of DOOOOOM

[NeoMatrix]

"Dangerous mission up ahead...Proceed with caution..." stated the beginning of the plan.

[Chancellor Valium]

"Execute Plan 'R'!" Ordered General Jack D. Ripper, temporarily switching dimensions...

[NeoMatrix]

"Forgot about him being part of the plan," said Chakotay, "ignore him for he is a part of the glitch im working on."

[Xeroc]

"Great, now we have glitches too!", said an eavesdropper.

[Opium]

"Hi everyone!" said Neelix, in proper clothing "I'm here to bring everyone some wonderful uckyayukmallooontramprolia soup...ooo, a special new secret Stage B of DOOOOM; can I help?"

[Xeroc]

"I can also be of assistance", said A. Nother.

[Opium]

"Janeway, I think I love you more than 7, but only if you can make this Stage B work out properly!" said Chakotay.

[Chancellor Valium]

"Kermlin! Get me Komrad Kermit!"

[NeoMatrix]

"Let me ask you why you would go that great length to get someone that dangerous to go on this secret mission that everyone knows about except Kim?" asked Chakotay.

[Opium]

"Murder! Murder most foul!" shouted 7, while attempting to kill Janeway because Chakotay loved her.

[whoiam]

"Nu-uh" Screamed Holo-Janeway, distracting seven long enough for the real Janeway to escape unharmed

[Opium]

"Oh, golly gee! That was quite a save!" said Paris, who had just walked in after hearing there was Neelix's famous uckyayukmallooontramprolia soup to be had.

[whoiam]

"Please, I could have come up with a better escape in my sleep, and looked cuter whilst doing it to boot!" Claimed an indignant Naomi Wildman

[Xeroc]

"Quiet, You!", shouted somebody.

[Opium]

"Really, now, stop acting like children and have some coffee while we discuss Stage B" said Captain Janeway.

[whoiam]

"Seven? Captain's back..." Chakotay said, helpfully.

[Opium]

"Terrible news this is to me," said severly sad Seven.

[Xeroc]

"Unbelieveable, most of this story is.", said Yoda, popping in for a quick cameo.

[whoiam]

"Verily, must we push on with this plan, ere the forces of Chakotay/Seven destroy us all in their unhealthy lust for Borg/Tree romance!" Claimed a passing knight.

[Opium]

"Woot! 'shipping rules!" says Naomi, reading Voyager/Buffy crossover fanfic.

[Xeroc]

"X-it? Over there, right past the entrance", answered the tour guide.

[whoiam]

"Zaphod for Borg Queen 2512!" yelled a two-headed bystander

[NeoMatrix]

*Awkward silence, followed by a painful double GAK*

[whoiam]

"Borg Queens Rule!" Seven claimed, standing over a suspicious double-headed corpse.

[Opium]

"Chakotay! Where are you?" yelled Janeway, realizing Chakotay had disappeared.

[NeoMatrix]

"Don't go near those trees!" yelled Chakotay while running away.

[whoiam]

"Everyone, go near the trees! They're all pwetty" Naomi Wildman claimed, skipping over to the trees Chakotay was running away from.

[Opium]

"FIGARO! FIGARO!" sang the Emergency Medical Hologram, while he ran after Naomi because he wanted to play hopscotch.

[Chancellor Valium]

"GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG!" Read a passing Sirius Cybernetics Complaints Division sign.

[Opium]

"Hello, everybody! I'm doctor Nick!" said the Emergency Medical Hologram.

[Xeroc]

"I can't stand for this nonsense! I quit!", said the director.

[whoiam]

"Just in time, too" said the replacement director "I thought I was going to have to take the job on andromeda"

[Chancellor Valium]

"Kalamazoo!" Said a passing (drunk) Wadi...

[Opium]

"Louder! Louder! This is theatre!" shouted the new director," You want to be heard by the little old lady in the last row!"

[Chancellor Valium]

"Moo!" screamed the crazy old bat in the last row...

[Opium]

"No! This is all wrong," said the new director, " the little old deaf lady in the last row is to remain silent, and the actors must be as loud as they can be without seeming to be forcing their voices!"

[Chancellor Valium]

"Oh, well." said Janeway, on her fortieth cup of prozac-filled coffee....

[whoiam]

"Perhaps... another new director is in order?" Said a laid-back Weyoun clone, Weyoun 47.

[Chancellor Valium]

"Quite a novel approach," said Kai Winn "However, child, if you recommend that again, I'll break your legs."

[Opium]

"Really, you are a witch!" said Sisko, who had just come back from being with the Prophets.

[NeoMatrix]

"Silly Sisko, witches are for....." said Janeway, who was cut off by a well timed console explosion, which killed 3 redshirts.

[Opium]

"Three more redshirts dead. How sad." said Sisko, crying.

[whoiam]

"Usually, he takes it better then that" noted Kira in an aside to Chakotay, Spock, Riker and T'Pol, as this was the 1st annual meeting of the ST:FOC.

[Xeroc]

"Very cheap, those disposable redshirts, they're not as good as the permium quality brand.", said Janeway.

[Chancellor Valium]

"WHAT?! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!" said Kai Winn, as the Queen of Hearts...

[Opium]

"Xerox some of those redshirts, will yah?" said a very intoxicated Riker.

(ST:FOC? What's that?)

[whoiam]

"Y'All can do it yrselves! lazy-ass recurring characters" a drunken engineer slurred.

(Star Trek: First Officers' Club)

[Opium]

"Zero work you guys do! You lazy pin-heads!" said Kai Win, who was xeroxing redshirts.

(ah, yes)

[NeoMatrix]

"Ah Ha! I found the cure for the uncommon redshirt" announced the Doctor.

[Opium]

"Bah humbug!" said Kai Win, who was still cloning both common and uncommon redshirts,"clones will do."

[whoiam]

"Clones? Yes, they would be sufficient" claimed a passing founder.

[Opium]

"D'OH" said T'Pol, as she saw the cloned redshirts were all in DS9 outfits, "how are we supposed to get along without Enterprise redshirts?"

[NeoMatrix]

"Enterprise redshirts just don't die right." said Archer, "These cloned DS9 redshirts will have to do until the unused Voyager redshirts arrive on Tuesday."

[Chancellor Valium]

"For shame!" shouted an overly-dramatic ensign InsertNameHere.

[whoiam]

"Gah! DS9 Redshirts? I will have you hung from the top of the tallest tree on the planet Earth for this! It will be stacked on top of the second tallest beforehand..." Shouted an irate Ambassador Soval

[Chancellor Valium]

"Ho-hum.....Was that an emotion, ambassador?" Asked Archer.

[whoiam]

"It was nothing of the sort!" The now incensed Ambassador screamed at Archer.

[Opium]

"Just calm down and do as the Prophets do: Confuse enemies and friends alike with nonsense ramblings" said Kai Win.

[Chancellor Valium]

"Kai Winn, that almost sounds like the teachings of the Pah Wraiths...."

[Opium]

"Low and behold, a silly...I mean wonderful child is questioning me!" said Kai Win, "That is the path to destruc...I mean, the path to enlightment.

[Xeroc]

"Mega-catastrophic warp breach in 20 seconds!", said somebody unimportant.

[whoiam]

"Never mind that - we want to hear the Kai!" replied a random Bajoran.

[Xeroc]

"Off with her head!", said a random executioner-person.

[e of pi]

"Noooooooooooooooo," yelled the Bajoran.

[whoiam]

(you seem to be suffering from my alphabet-dyslexia, e of pi...)

"Perhaps we can reach a compromise?" Suggested a fresh Weyoun clone.

[Chancellor Valium]

"Quickly - everybody calm down! The prophets will guide us, but we must look for solutions from within!" said Kai Opaka, temporarily reappearing for no particular reason...

[whoiam]

"Really? That's not what my phaser says!" claimed Neela, before shooting the old Kai.

[Opium]

"So that's what your plan was, Kai Win, to get Neela to shoot the old Kai!" said Kira, crying over the old Kai's body.

[Chancellor Valium]

"T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-omatoes?" Asked an extremely nervous (and insane) j-j-j-j-j-j-junior Vedek, named Sbuhnn.

[NeoMatrix]

"Use the Force, Sbuhnn!" shouted the computer just before the warp core breach was diverted.

[Opium]

"Very confusing this is" said Kira, who was doing her best Yoda impression.

[NeoMatrix]

"Wait, who stopped the warp core breach?" asked Scotty.

[whoiam]

"Xyrillians! Their name is so cool, it *had* to be them!" Enthused Jonathon Archer

[NeoMatrix]

"You forgot about the fact that there aren't any Xyrillians onboard, plus they are sensitive to heat." said T'Pol

[Opium]

"Zero tolerance they have for hot weather indeed!" said Phlox.

[Chancellor Valium]

"Ack!" Expired a Xyrillian, proving the point....

[NeoMatrix]

"Better call a medic. He don't look so good," said Mayweather.

[Opium]

"Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance!" yelled Phlox.

[whoiam]

"Damnit, I'm a doctor, not a paramedic!" Bones shouted, turning back to his whiskey bottle.

[NeoMatrix]

"Enough already, don't you know there isn't any more whiskey in the bottle?" said Janeway, who snuck out with the other bottles.

[Chancellor Valium]

"For the love of the Pa- uh, Prophets! People are dying!" Shouted Kai Winn

[Opium]

"Good. We need some fresh alien characters around here!" said T'Pol.

[NeoMatrix]

"How fresh are these new aliens?" asked the coffee nebula that Voyager was stuck in...again.

[Xeroc]

"I don't know!", said another Xyrillian in an environment suit.

[Opium]

"Just everyone be quiet, so I can sing!" sang the Doctor.

[Xeroc]

"Kettle Corn! Snacks! Hot Dogs!", yelled a person selling snacks in the bleachers.

[Opium]

"Louder! I can't HEAR you!" yelled McCoy, who was in the last row of the bleachers.

[Xeroc]

"Man, can you give me your autograph?", said a random fan to McCoy.

[Opium]

"No, of course not! I'm a doctor, not a movie star!" replied McCoy.

[Xeroc]

"Over there!", yelled a distraction.

[Opium]

"Please , everyone, let's focus on the action of the scene!" yelled the Director.

[danieldoof]

"Quite you.....I hate authorities", said the old man standing aroud the corner.

[Opium]

"Rose, rose, rose red,
Will I ever see you wed?

I will marry at they will sire,
At thy will"

Sang the Doctor.

[Xeroc]

"Say, anyone order dinner?", said an extra actor.

[Opium]

"Take me out to the ballgame, take me out to the park! Buy me some..." sang Sisko.

[Xeroc]

"Unbelivable! That ball is outta here!", yelled the announcer.

[whoiam]

"Verily, this is indeed the case!" Said an extra, in a fit of overacting.

[NeoMatrix]

"Why are yall watching a baseball game when we should be filming my death scene?" asked a redshirt.

[whoiam]

"Xavier, Kill this fool!" Screamed an enraged Magneto.

[NeoMatrix]

"You forgot to eat your pie before killing a redshirt" said the dead redshirt.

(Killing redshirts without eating pie is bad luck?)

[Xeroc]

"Zzzzzzz...", was all to be heard from a quiet corner.

[Opium]

"...and all that jazz
Slick your hair
And wear your buckle shoes
And all that jazz" sang the Doctor, who seemed to be having malfunctions.

[whoiam]

"Bastardo! Die! Die Die DIEDIEIDE!" Yelled a passing Borg...

[Opium]

"Call Geordie...the Doctor has gone nuts!" said Sisko, who was still playing baseball.

[Xeroc]

"Don't you think we might be in the wrong storyline?", asked a passing word-associator.

[Opium]

"EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!" shouted the Doctor, who was doing some sort of strange combination of grinding and the chicken dance.

[whoiam]

"Follow me - we've got to get away from the Doctor's Dancing!" said a mysterious little boy in a gas mask...

[KillerGodMan]

"Good Lord! He's attempting to stop production of The Exorcist!" shouted Mike Oldfield.

[Opium]

"Hello my darling..." sang the Doctor, when Sisko hit him on the head.

[whoiam]

"Its about time!" said *the* Doctor, in a scottish accent...

[Opium]

"Jingle bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle all the way!" sang the dazed *holographic* Doctor, as hitting holograms over the head did not shut them up.

[whoiam]

"Kill him - kill him now!" Screamed Rose, hysterically.

[Xeroc]

Last time on Alphabet Story...

[Opium]

"Memories...we need to erase the doctor's holographic song memories!" said Troi.

[whoiam]

"NO! We need to erase him entirely - this monstrosity cannot come to pass again!" screamed a hysterical producer

[Chancellor Valium]

"Please, shut up! Some of us are trying to sleep!", exclaimed a highly man from Dunwich.

[whoiam]

"Quistis, correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't there have been an 'O' comment in there somewhere?" Asked the terminally-confused Squall.

[Opium]

"Ring around the rosy! Pocket full of posy!" sang the holographic doctor, who no one had fixed yet.

[whoiam]

"Somehow, I think I can fix this with the aid of my sonic screwdriver..." commented an irate 9th Doctor.

[Opium]

"Trouble, my friend! Ya got trouble right here in River city!" sang the holographic doctor, before Troi finally smashed his battery pack thingy.

[A person]

"Unfortunately I've hurt my hand." commented Troi to the doc.

[NeoMatrix]

"Very well, I guess I will stop singing long enough so I can heal your hand," said the doc who had an evil grin.

[Opium]

"Well, okay, but I could get Crusher to do it...I don't trust your evil grin!" said Troi to the Doc, who was now stuck in the holodeck.

[Xeroc]

X-Radiation levels dangerous outside the ship.", said the Computer.

[NeoMatrix]

"Ya think...like Duh!" said Janeway.

[Opium]

"Zing zing zing went the trolly!" sang the doc, as everyone ran from him.

[NeoMatrix]

"An apple a day, keeps you from singing," said Janeway.

[A person]

"Bad bedside manner you have Doctor. Speak like Yoda I do" said Tom.

[Opium]

"Cram it! My hand still needs healing!" said Troi.

[NeoMatrix]

"Don't be so impatient," said the Doc.

[A person]

"Everyone will get a turn." continued the doc.

[e of pi]

"For some it will be sooner than other's, however" he went on.

[A person]

"Granted, for some it may be a very long time" the doc rambled on.

[e of pi]

"However," he concluded several hours later, "everyone will get a turn."

[A person]

"I feel privelaged to have the opportunity to treat all of you" he continued.

Who was it started talking about the doc :evil: ?

[e of pi]

"Just line up and I'll start" he went on endlessly.

Wasn't me. This is the first time i've posted in this thread.

[A person]

"Kill no one I will" he promised.

100 posts!!! WOOOOT!

[e of pi]

"Living beings will never die beneath my scalpel."

Quick! Break off the topic with a "meanwhile"!

[A person]

Good idea e of pi.

"Meanwhile, I shall stop Darth Vader from conquering the galaxy" said Han Solol

[e of pi]

"Never, you loud-laughing scoundrel!" scream Vader, running away ASAP.