Statement of joy concerning reappearances of various members.
Transition containing lame attempt at being cutesy, followed by statement of combined pleasure and shock at existence of thread. [Edit] Hurried segue. Hurried comment regarding happiness concerning new site updates. |
Celebration at not quite deadness of old members. Scoldings.
Pointing out of the cuteness of ferrets. |
Expression of disbelief at recreation of old thread.
Irreverant reply in honour of old thread. |
Gratuitous reference to Scandinavian rodents.
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Abuse of a popular thread to entreat the returning members to patronize the Fiveminute.net TV Tropes page:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.ph...Ptitleupg47ww5 |
Squeeing over resurrection of old thread
greeting to old friends |
Careful return to 5MV. Brief explanation with regard to use of abbreviation despite renaming of site ages ago.
Agreement with amazement. Excuses for poster being gone for so long. Hope of lack of problems caused by return. Brief fright at national alarm sounding. Relief after quick look at time and date. |
Carefully expository welcome [with use of confusing flashbacks], culminating in an anecdote about the present poster, the previous poster, and an evil supercomputer.
Witty wordplay on the swinging of cats, with reference to above poster. Demonstration of ability to laugh evilly, at great length. |
Threat to revive a certain poster shipper movement
non sequitur |
Abrupt cessation of evil laughter demonstration.
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Evil laughter.
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Request for PHJ to demonstrate evil sobbing.
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Attempt to shift topic to that of cheese.
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Attempt rebuffed. Prior request repeated.
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Slips employment at Deli counter into conversation to help steer topic onto cheese.
Feeling of shame. |
Starts listing her favorite cheeses
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Statement about wearing, and not being worn by, the cheese.
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Appropriate Wallace & Gromit quotation. Comment on the evilness of penguins.
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Deceptively casual remark expressing wonderment if PHJ could demonstrate evil cheesiness.
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Comment about how much she is enjoying school.
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