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Old 06-26-2010, 11:11 PM
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Summary of previous thread's storied history.

Explanation of the need to close original oversized thread.

Announcement that current occasion warrants an indulgence or two.

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[03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem.
[03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction
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Old 06-26-2010, 11:29 PM
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Old 06-26-2010, 11:40 PM
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Old 06-27-2010, 12:19 AM
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Recognition. Grumbled priority dispute.
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short

[03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem.
[03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction
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Old 06-27-2010, 12:46 AM
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Old 06-27-2010, 06:34 AM
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Old 06-27-2010, 11:11 AM
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Grand sweeping simile, encompassing the cyclical nature of time and curvature of the universe.

Unintelligibly rambling expression of profound disgust of a deeply unclear sort (possibly aimed at either BP, politicians, or cupcakes).

Further expression of appreciation for our secret alien overlords.

Concluding statement, unconnected to any of the above.
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Old 06-27-2010, 02:38 PM
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Old 06-27-2010, 07:40 PM
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Old 06-27-2010, 09:30 PM
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Old 06-28-2010, 12:25 AM
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Old 06-28-2010, 12:43 AM
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comment about pie.
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Old 06-28-2010, 01:16 AM
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Old 06-28-2010, 01:23 AM
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Old 06-28-2010, 01:52 AM
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Old 06-28-2010, 07:36 PM
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Old 06-30-2010, 03:39 AM
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Waving at everyone. Poster acting as if he hasn't been gone for two years. Hoping people will read the BSG fivers being written by poster.
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Old 06-30-2010, 03:43 AM
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short

[03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem.
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Old 06-30-2010, 12:50 PM
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Expression of disbelief and joy at arrival of known forum-members.

Crushingly banal sixty-paragraph ramble, reminiscing about nothing in particular, praising "the good old days" and philosoraptoring on the nature of the universe, tangentially connecting to pie.

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