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Zeke 06-26-2010 11:11 PM

Topic Title
(Regretful acknowledgment that there is no longer a topic description field.)

<a href="">Summary</a> of previous thread's storied history.

Explanation of the need to close original oversized thread.

Announcement that current occasion warrants an indulgence or two.

<a href="">Appropriate video game quote.</a>

Sa'ar Chasm 06-26-2010 11:29 PM

Statement of disbelief about the resurrection of this thread.

Derek 06-26-2010 11:40 PM

Appropriate youtube video link

Zeke 06-27-2010 12:19 AM

Recognition. Grumbled priority dispute.

Nate the Great 06-27-2010 12:46 AM

Obligatory "Nate is just saying this in an attempt to sound clever while reminding everybody that he is an obsessive person who puts the 'fanatic' in 'fan'" joke.

Obligatory statement of self-depreciation to attempt to appear humble while failing miserably.

Obligatory sign-out line stolen from whatever show or webcomic he's binging on at the moment.

Ginga 06-27-2010 06:34 AM

Inquiry of, "Salutations, gentlemen. What currently transpires in this particular Internet forum discussion?"

PointyHairedJedi 06-27-2010 11:11 AM

Grand sweeping simile, encompassing the cyclical nature of time and curvature of the universe.

Unintelligibly rambling expression of profound disgust of a deeply unclear sort (possibly aimed at either BP, politicians, or cupcakes).

Further expression of appreciation for our secret alien overlords.

Concluding statement, unconnected to any of the above.

evay 06-27-2010 02:38 PM

Moderately pithy observation on previous statements. Sentence analyzing same. Cheerful conclusion! :)

Alexia 06-27-2010 07:40 PM

Amusement that I've never changed my password to these forums from the one Zeke picked when I locked myself out somehow.

PointyHairedJedi 06-27-2010 09:30 PM

Gratuitous fart noises.

MaverickZer0 06-28-2010 12:25 AM

Incredulity at resurrection of old thread. Lamentation at poster not recalling original. Attempt to turn discussion to octopi.

Celeste 06-28-2010 12:43 AM

comment about pie.

MmeBlueberry 06-28-2010 01:16 AM

Message posted for the sole purpose of announcing poster's presence in the thread.

Laugh laugh laugh laugh.

MmeBlueberry 06-28-2010 01:23 AM

Follow-up post to mention change of avatar after seeing how old the other picture was.

Ponderings about what new member title might end up being.

Ginga 06-28-2010 01:52 AM

Acknowledgment that my member title could in fact stay the same and still make sense.

Celeste 06-28-2010 07:36 PM

Awww'ing over MmeBlueberry's new avatar

Vedra 06-30-2010 03:39 AM

Waving at everyone. Poster acting as if he hasn't been gone for two years. Hoping people will read the BSG fivers being written by poster.

Zeke 06-30-2010 03:43 AM

Hushing sound. Innocent whistling.

evay 06-30-2010 12:50 PM

Suspicious eyebrow raise at innocent whistle.

Chancellor Valium 06-30-2010 01:54 PM

Expression of disbelief and joy at arrival of known forum-members.

Crushingly banal sixty-paragraph ramble, reminiscing about nothing in particular, praising "the good old days" and philosoraptoring on the nature of the universe, tangentially connecting to pie.

Cripplingly unfunny joke.

NAHTMMM 06-30-2010 10:04 PM

Statement of joy concerning reappearances of various members.

Transition containing lame attempt at being cutesy, followed by statement of combined pleasure and shock at existence of thread.

[Edit] Hurried segue. Hurried comment regarding happiness concerning new site updates.

MaverickZer0 07-01-2010 09:47 AM

Celebration at not quite deadness of old members. Scoldings.

Pointing out of the cuteness of ferrets.

Andy Taylor 07-01-2010 05:18 PM

Expression of disbelief at recreation of old thread.

Irreverant reply in honour of old thread.

Sa'ar Chasm 07-01-2010 07:02 PM

Gratuitous reference to Scandinavian rodents.

Edit: Edit.

Nate the Great 07-01-2010 07:52 PM

Abuse of a popular thread to entreat the returning members to patronize the TV Tropes page:

Katy Jane 07-05-2010 02:33 AM

Squeeing over resurrection of old thread

greeting to old friends

catalina_marina 07-05-2010 10:04 AM

Careful return to 5MV. Brief explanation with regard to use of abbreviation despite renaming of site ages ago.

Agreement with amazement.

Excuses for poster being gone for so long.

Hope of lack of problems caused by return.

Brief fright at national alarm sounding. Relief after quick look at time and date.

PointyHairedJedi 07-05-2010 09:33 PM

Carefully expository welcome [with use of confusing flashbacks], culminating in an anecdote about the present poster, the previous poster, and an evil supercomputer.

Witty wordplay on the swinging of cats, with reference to above poster.

Demonstration of ability to laugh evilly, at great length.

Katy Jane 07-06-2010 02:08 AM

Threat to revive a certain poster shipper movement

non sequitur

PointyHairedJedi 07-06-2010 08:52 PM

Abrupt cessation of evil laughter demonstration.

Katy Jane 07-06-2010 11:54 PM

Evil laughter.

evay 07-07-2010 01:51 PM

Request for PHJ to demonstrate evil sobbing.

PointyHairedJedi 07-07-2010 08:34 PM

Attempt to shift topic to that of cheese.

evay 07-07-2010 08:43 PM

Attempt rebuffed. Prior request repeated.

Andy Taylor 07-07-2010 10:37 PM

Slips employment at Deli counter into conversation to help steer topic onto cheese.

Feeling of shame.

Katy Jane 07-09-2010 12:26 AM

Starts listing her favorite cheeses

MmeBlueberry 07-09-2010 01:26 AM

Statement about wearing, and not being worn by, the cheese.

PointyHairedJedi 07-09-2010 08:51 AM

Appropriate Wallace & Gromit quotation. Comment on the evilness of penguins.

evay 07-09-2010 10:39 AM

Deceptively casual remark expressing wonderment if PHJ could demonstrate evil cheesiness.

Katy Jane 07-09-2010 08:24 PM

Comment about how much she is enjoying school.

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