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Forum: News 06-13-2015, 02:20 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 51,528
Posted By Derek
Not familiar with the show, but great tji. Or was...

Not familiar with the show, but great tji. Or was it just a moose?
Forum: News 11-28-2014, 06:37 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 49,162
Posted By Derek
Defintely. Girl Power! Wow. Great to see a...

Defintely. Girl Power!

Wow. Great to see a canon fiver! Well, not that the fiver is canon, but...
Forum: News 11-15-2012, 05:58 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 67,784
Posted By Derek
Indeed. Nice work, Zeke.

Indeed.

Nice work, Zeke.
Forum: News 12-29-2010, 01:11 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 69,489
Posted By Derek
Boss is just lucky he wasn't assalted. Great...

Boss is just lucky he wasn't assalted.

Great fiver, Zeke. Haven't seen the show (though I've heard it talked up as well). Did you like it?

Oh, and congrats on the Doctoral program! And happy...
Forum: News 07-26-2010, 01:53 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 115,908
Posted By Derek
Duh. Gerald Ford. Never mind.

Duh. Gerald Ford. Never mind.
Forum: News 07-26-2010, 12:05 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 115,908
Posted By Derek
Though, no doubt, rumors of it shall rise again. ...

Though, no doubt, rumors of it shall rise again.

Hilarious from start to finish, IJD! The puns were superb. Is Gerardo's Ford a reference to Ford theater?
Forum: News 07-17-2010, 10:51 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 50,559
Posted By Derek
Sorry, which game were you fiving? ...

Sorry, which game were you fiving?



Heh.



Stark is the narrator? No wonder the game gets poor reviews.
Forum: News 07-13-2010, 11:10 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 65,860
Posted By Derek
I have no idea what any of that said, Tate, but...

I have no idea what any of that said, Tate, but it was still pretty funny. You had a lot of good timing in your fiver.



Nice.
Forum: Miscellaneous 07-11-2010, 01:48 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 19,994
Posted By Derek
I've heard Canadian plans lock you in for 3...

I've heard Canadian plans lock you in for 3 years. Standard US plan is 2 years.

I love Android phones, and I'm borrowing a friend's currently. Android appeals to the developer in me since you can...
Forum: News 07-08-2010, 04:58 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 87,896
Posted By Derek
Oldy but a goody. Which reminds me, why aren't...

Oldy but a goody. Which reminds me, why aren't jokes in octal funny? Because 7 10 11!



That wasn't the only cut!



Meh. I just write fivers of B5 only with better production values.
Forum: Miscellaneous 07-06-2010, 10:40 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 44,007
Posted By Derek
Let's see,... Python, C#, Lisp, -- oh wait,...

Let's see,... Python, C#, Lisp, -- oh wait, that's not what you meant. (and who wants to speak lisp anyway?)

1. Ancient Greek: I've learned some of this already through study on my own, but I'd...
Forum: 5MV Talk 07-06-2010, 02:32 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,086,942
Posted By Derek
What amazes me about Sesame Street is how much of...

What amazes me about Sesame Street is how much of a sketch show it is. I mean, it's like SNL for 3-year-olds. Cookie Monster especially is hilarious with his inability to resist eating cookies...
Forum: 5MV Talk 07-05-2010, 01:41 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,086,942
Posted By Derek
1. Any subsite for a show I've seen, which I...

1. Any subsite for a show I've seen, which I think is any other than the OC.

2. Hm. My "current" watching of shows mainly involves watching them weeks or months later online or on DVD. Probably...
Forum: News 07-01-2010, 02:13 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 58,850
Posted By Derek
Oops. Sorry, Zeke. Didn't realize I was stealing...

Oops. Sorry, Zeke. Didn't realize I was stealing one of your jokes, though it did seem to me amazing that nobody had made the Soon-type android jokes before.
Forum: News 06-28-2010, 01:15 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 41,104
Posted By Derek
It really isn't. Heh. That's the...

It really isn't.



Heh.

That's the problem with real life. There aren't obvious sidebars setting up later events. Or if there are, we don't know we need to pay attention to them.
Forum: Miscellaneous 06-26-2010, 11:40 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 293,964
Posted By Derek
Appropriate youtube video link...

Appropriate youtube video link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFicqklGuB0)
Forum: News 06-26-2010, 08:21 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 61,143
Posted By Derek
BttF references are always appreciated. The...

BttF references are always appreciated.

The Modern Major General is truly awesome, Sa'ar. Good work.


Diversion, division, what's the diverence -- ahem, difference?
Forum: News 06-26-2010, 08:16 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 54,772
Posted By Derek
Come on, the alternative is my "Adults only. Ram...

Come on, the alternative is my "Adults only. Ram at will." sign.



I can't believe they did that next to MY FLORIDA! DOT-COM!



Untrue! The spirit was willing AND the flesh was weak.
Forum: News 06-25-2010, 11:10 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 54,772
Posted By Derek
Heh. I like that Live Long and Oops piece, Zeke....

Heh. I like that Live Long and Oops piece, Zeke. Did you originally publish it somewhere else?
Forum: News 06-10-2010, 12:32 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 24,819
Posted By Derek
ARRRRGH! It hurts! It hurts! Great fiver,...

ARRRRGH! It hurts! It hurts!

Great fiver, Zeke. I don't think I ever finished that game either. I had a friend who cheated and I remember watching the ending on his computer, but I don't think I...
Forum: News 05-26-2010, 10:06 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 24,988
Posted By Derek
Heroes S1 was awesome. S2 was not so good, but I...

Heroes S1 was awesome. S2 was not so good, but I was willing to cut it some slack because of the strike and everything. S3 started, and it was clear that things were just going downhill, so I stopped...
Forum: News 04-02-2010, 11:54 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 32,579
Posted By Derek
Not sure how else you're supposed to get there. ...

Not sure how else you're supposed to get there.

Nice fiver, Zeke. Not familiar with the anime, but it seemed just as much a send up to video games, which I do have some passing familiarity with.
Forum: News 01-21-2010, 01:09 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 22,036
Posted By Derek
Terrible. Just like a pun ought to be.

Terrible. Just like a pun ought to be.
Forum: News 01-13-2010, 03:35 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 65,553
Posted By Derek
^ You say occult, but that really just sounds...

^ You say occult, but that really just sounds like scholasticism.
Forum: News 01-08-2010, 05:29 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 65,553
Posted By Derek
That was pretty cool, Zeke. I liked a lot of the...

That was pretty cool, Zeke. I liked a lot of the lines in your fiver, but just to pick one:



I'm assuming the anime is more or less along the lines of the fiver.
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