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ost_uid0="catalina_marina"]If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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:howls: And here I thought that mortality was the result of all the morons on this planet.
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ost_uid0="catalina_marina"]If electricity If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?[/quote
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They'd hover in equilibrium, never hitting ground, providing the perfect source of stored antigravitaTional energy.
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