Words of Wisdom - by Celeste

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Oh, OK. I thought you were going to kill me. Like the reaction I got when i asked what Dune was.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="NAHTMMM"]Beware the Frisbees of Doom![/quoteost_uid0]
It's the Frisbees of DOOM!, dear...


Arzosah... for more information, go look at the Matrix Reloaded thread in the Sci-fi section. That was the thread that got my interest piqued in this movie in the first place.


Hey, at least you all know what John Sheridan (vaguely) looks like now


p.s. Sa'ar... it was Jeff Bridges.[/colorost_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]From last night's Letterman show:

[quoteost_uid0]Top Ten Dumb Guy Explanations For Mars Being Close To Earth
10. Somebody must have left their vacuum cleaner running
9. Damn red planet -- you never could trust the Russkies
8. I want pie
7. Who cares? I'm gonna go shoot rats at the dump
6. Mars? Oh, I thought you said Marv
5. The whole galaxy's coming running for Applebee's honey barbecue rib tips
4. Did you say something about marshmallows?
3. Chewbacca -- HELLLLP!
2. Seriously, you got marshmallows?
1. Earth is being Punk'd[/quoteost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I don't get no. 3. Slow, I know.... :looks tired:


From my Singapore Studies prof: "Specialists know more and more about less and less till they know everything about nothing."[/colorost_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]The thing to remember about Letterman's Top 10 lists is that actually making sense isn't a top priority. I mainly put it there because of #8 -- it seemed somehow appropriate to post it here. [/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Ahh yes. Now I get it. The pie explains EVERYTHING [/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I loved the pie reference :lol:[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Time flies when you're having pie.



It is better to have pie and burp, than never to have pie at all.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Ooh that reminds me of a line from one of my favourite songs:


"It's better to have fallen in love, than never to have fallen at all."

I don't understand most of the song, but I like this line for some strange reason I can't put my finger on.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]When we drink, we get buzzed. When we get buzzed, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! --Brian O'Rourke

If drinking is evil, then why did Jesus turn water to wine?

Which is worse: Ignorance or Apathy? Who knows? Who cares?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens to kill themselves, is it considered suicide or a hostage situation?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why can't you make another word using all the letters in "anagram"?

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why does monosyllable have so many syllables?

Why isn't the word 'phonetically' spelled like it sounds?

If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What should you do if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="catalina_marina"]If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
[/quoteost_uid0]

:howls: And here I thought that mortality was the result of all the morons on this planet.

[quoteost_uid0="catalina_marina"]If electricity If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?[/quoteost_uid0]

They'd hover in equilibrium, never hitting ground, providing the perfect source of stored antigravitaTional energy. [/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="taya17"]They'd hover in equilibrium, never hitting ground, providing the perfect source of stored antigravitaTional energy. [/quoteost_uid0]
Were you trying to say "antigravitaTronal"? :S

And the reason that one line reminds you of anything is because it's a shameless rip-off of Shakespeare.



A diamond is a chunk of coal that made good under pressure.

"If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture."
  --Jack Handy

"If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they hit you."
 --Calvin Coolidge[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Absolutely not, NAH... I was actually typing one-handed with a 5-kg genetics textbook in the other and the book accidentally whacked the shift key and I was too lazy to edit it.

More than you needed to know [/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]That's some high-precision whacking. What kind of genes did you splice into that textbook?

For the record, I'm typing while sitting on the floor with the keyboard gripped between my knees. I would not recommend this.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]More like, what kind of genes did that textbook splice into my hand?

:looks askance at hand:[/colorost_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]oh no! She's going to turn into a text book mutant!

Why are you sitting on the floor?[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]For the record, I'm typing while sitting on the floor with the keyboard gripped between my knees. I would not recommend this.[/quoteost_uid0]
You still don't have a desk? :O Are you ever getting one?[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Sa'ar... don't they sell little foldable tables in Canada? At all? I mean, you can even double it up as a stool or a redshirt sacrifice board when you're not using it as a table... [/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I buy a table every summer. My house in Kelowna is stuffed with tables. I have no desire to buy yet another one (especially since Dad keeps stealing them). I just have no way to get any of them down here, and I'm trying to save money for Ottawa.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Aoh. But you'll hurt your back typing off the floor. And not to mention your wrists, you knees etc. Couldn't you just buy a table and sell it afterwards? Or use it as firewood?[/colorost_uid0]