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ost_uid0]Phlox:[/b
ost_uid0] T'Pol, your Pon Farr... it's [i
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9. [b
ost_uid0]Archer:[/b
ost_uid0] Well, Reed, you're captain now. Try not to get in any massive exciting space battles.
8. [b
ost_uid0]T'Pol:[/b
ost_uid0] Captain, we seem to be in the 24th century... somewhere called [i
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ost_uid0]Kirk:[/b
ost_uid0] Yeah, us too.
7. [b
ost_uid0]Narrator:[/b
ost_uid0] At last, Porthos's darkest secrets are revealed...
6. [b
ost_uid0]Archer:[/b
ost_uid0] The Federation has charged us to bear the One Ring to Mount Doom, or we will all be destroyed.
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ost_uid0]Phlox:[/b
ost_uid0] My preccccccioussssss...
5. [b
ost_uid0]Q:[/b
ost_uid0] You know, we of the Contiuum don't actually have to worry about continuity.
4. [b
ost_uid0]Narrator:[/b
ost_uid0] "An Hour in Decon" - next, on Enterprise.
3. [b
ost_uid0]Hoshi:[/b
ost_uid0] What do you mean, I'm pregnant?
2. [bost_uid0]Trip:[/bost_uid0] What do you mean, I'm pregnant?
2. [b
ost_uid0]Narrator:[/b
ost_uid0] Guest-starring Jeffery Combs, as every single character in the show!
1. [b
ost_uid0]Promo:[/b
ost_uid0] [i
ost_uid0](silent, consists entirely of female crewmembers removing articles of clothing with backs to the camera. Is utter failure, as most take it for a common porn ad.)[/i
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