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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Ways to Tell It's Sweeps Month

10. [bost_uid0]Phlox:[/bost_uid0] T'Pol, your Pon Farr... it's [iost_uid0]contagious[/iost_uid0]...
9. [bost_uid0]Archer:[/bost_uid0] Well, Reed, you're captain now. Try not to get in any massive exciting space battles.
8. [bost_uid0]T'Pol:[/bost_uid0] Captain, we seem to be in the 24th century... somewhere called [iost_uid0]Deep Space 9.[/iost_uid0]
[bost_uid0]Kirk:[/bost_uid0] Yeah, us too.
7. [bost_uid0]Narrator:[/bost_uid0] At last, Porthos's darkest secrets are revealed...
6. [bost_uid0]Archer:[/bost_uid0] The Federation has charged us to bear the One Ring to Mount Doom, or we will all be destroyed.
[bost_uid0]Phlox:[/bost_uid0] My preccccccioussssss...
5. [bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] You know, we of the Contiuum don't actually have to worry about continuity.
4. [bost_uid0]Narrator:[/bost_uid0] "An Hour in Decon" - next, on Enterprise.
3. [bost_uid0]Hoshi:[/bost_uid0] What do you mean, I'm pregnant?
2. [bost_uid0]Trip:[/bost_uid0] What do you mean, I'm pregnant?
2. [bost_uid0]Narrator:[/bost_uid0] Guest-starring Jeffery Combs, as every single character in the show!
1. [bost_uid0]Promo:[/bost_uid0] [iost_uid0](silent, consists entirely of female crewmembers removing articles of clothing with backs to the camera. Is utter failure, as most take it for a common porn ad.)[/iost_uid0]

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