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ost_uid0]Morpheus: The One will come again. He is the Saviour of mankind.
Neo: Next you'll tell me that he can walk on air and bring people back to life.
Morpheus: Ix-nay on the oilers-spay.
Neo: I'm hungry. Got anything to eat?
Morpheus: Just some bread and fish.[/quote
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Oh, I liked that one.
[quote
ost_uid0]Neo: Why are you so sure I'm The One?
Morpheus: Because "Neo" is "One" with the O at the end.[/quote
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And that...
Let's think...
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ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] I think you are the One, Neo.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] What? Why me?
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Well, Bruce Willis wouldn't take the part.
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Neo, I think you are the One.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] The One what?
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Ummm... you know. The One. Just general One-ness. Like, don't let anybody clone you or anything.
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] We have a rule - we don't unplug anyone who can't act.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] So why am I the exception?
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Because, Neo... I believe you are the It.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] The It?
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] It was said that one day, the It would be reborn. And he would run around and tag all the Agents. With machine guns, if neccessary.
I am definitely going to have to think of something cleverer than that. Something that's actually funny would be favorite.[/color
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