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Old 05-22-2003, 10:54 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Morpheus: The One will come again. He is the Saviour of mankind.
Neo: Next you'll tell me that he can walk on air and bring people back to life.
Morpheus: Ix-nay on the oilers-spay.
Neo: I'm hungry. Got anything to eat?
Morpheus: Just some bread and fish.[/quoteost_uid0]

Oh, I liked that one.

[quoteost_uid0]Neo: Why are you so sure I'm The One?
Morpheus: Because "Neo" is "One" with the O at the end.[/quoteost_uid0]

And that...

Let's think...

[bost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] I think you are the One, Neo.
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] What? Why me?
[bost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] Well, Bruce Willis wouldn't take the part.

[bost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] Neo, I think you are the One.
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] The One what?
[bost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] Ummm... you know. The One. Just general One-ness. Like, don't let anybody clone you or anything.

[bost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] We have a rule - we don't unplug anyone who can't act.
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] So why am I the exception?
[bost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] Because, Neo... I believe you are the It.
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] The It?
[bost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] It was said that one day, the It would be reborn. And he would run around and tag all the Agents. With machine guns, if neccessary.

I am definitely going to have to think of something cleverer than that. Something that's actually funny would be favorite.[/colorost_uid0]
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