July 13

[mudshark]

Much funnier, now that I can see them.

Doctor: Rose, what have you done? Don't you know that changing history by saving one man's life results in all of humankind being eaten by giant monsters?
Rose: I've believed a lot of strange things, Doctor, but I'm finding this one a little hard to swallow.

*snort*

Jackie: Here, unknown girl who seems to be flirting with my husband, hold Young Rose for me.
Rose: What could possibly go wrong?
(SILENCE.)
Rose: Apparently nothing, Mr. Zap-Boom-Very-Bad.
Doctor: Actually, the Blinovitch Limitation Effect was... uh, retconned by the Time War.
Rose: Ah, the Time War. This season's other great contrivance for everything.
Doctor: Anyway, touching yourself still causes something bad to happen.
Jackie: Yeah, God kills a kitten.

Heh.

Cassandra/Rose: Hello, Doctor.
Doctor: Rose! All better, I see. Hey, take a look at the cures these cats havemmmmmpph!
Cassandra/Rose: Mmm, you're an excellent kisser. I love a good fanwank, don't you?
Doctor: Blecch, how could you possibly still have had Jack's gum?

Ew? :lol:

Cassandra/Rose: So this is "intensive care." Lovely.
Doctor: It's a human flesh farm for testing disease cures. And not a bit like The Matrix. No sirree.
Russell T. Davies: Look, we made the pods a different color from the ones in The Matrix. See?
Doctor: Well, if it's a different colour, it's definitely not a rip-off.
RTD: (ahem) I have two words for you: Eleventh... Doctor.

Cassandra/Diseased Clone (etc.): Walked into that one.
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Doctor (etc.): RTD scriiiiiiiiiiiiipt!
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Face of Boe: Nice job creating a whole new race, Doctor. Did you get them all jobs and apartments too?
Doctor: Why don't you say something cryptic and piss off?

*snerfle*


Good ones, bof' ev yez.