Five-Minute Torchwood: "Everything Changes"

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Too many standouts including the Triphammered paragraph, but here:

Gwen: Stop! I have questions for yooou're not him.
Weevil: GRAAR.
Gwen: Don't suppose you've seen a man in an RAF greatcoat?
Weevil: *eats a random passerby*
Gwen: Maybe I'll just leave you be.

Yeah, might be a good idea.

Tosh: Is this the right Weevil? I thought the one we were after was bigger.

Oh you.

Pizza Guy: I guess I can let you see the names on our customer list, but not --
Gwen: Aha! Torchwood!
Pizza Guy: Oh, their address I'll give you. They tip like misers.

You mean their address isn't already on the publicly accessible website that uses the same simple password as every other secret government website in the world?

Jack: Good. Team, this is the start of a new era of competence for us.
Ianto: *shakes head sadly*
Jack: And you stop reading ahead. It's not healthy.

*snerk*


Also, happy birthday!