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08-04-2003, 06:27 AM
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 ost_uid0]Here's what I got, seeing where the trends were going in the previous scenes.Morpheus: How did I beat you? Neo: You had the special moves and fatality codes? Morpheus: No! Â It's all about freeing your mind. Â Didn't you download my guide to zen Matrix fighting? (hands Neo book) Neo: "Crouching Morpheus, Hidden Matrix..." Mopheus: It's easy to defy gravity here. Â (jumps) Â You just have to remember never to look down. Neo: Never what? Morphues: Look down. Neo: OK. Â Oh, sh-- (SPLAT) Neo: Was that a mind freeing thing? Morpheus: You obviously didn't read the chapter on Flubberised shoes.[/color ost_uid0]
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08-06-2003, 09:06 PM
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ost_uid0]Slightly off topic, but I can now clarify a minor mystery. You may recall that I said this Sa'ar scene was "eerie":[quote ost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]Morpheus: Yes. Â You just have to remember never to look down.Neo: Never what? Morphues: Look down. Neo: Oh, sh--*distant splat*[/quote ost_uid0]Now that the AUW conclusion is finally online, I can explain why that is. See, there's a certain scene in the Buffy fiver which I'd already written when Sa'ar posted this....[/color ost_uid0]
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08-06-2003, 10:27 PM
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ost_uid0]Neo: I know Drunken Boxing!Morpheus: Show me *They fight* Morpheus: Quit trying to slap me and slap me *Big Slap* Morpheus: Ouch! Morpheus: Ok, now it is time for you to test your crash landing skills. *He Jumps across* Neo: I can do that *Neo falls and crashes* Neo: Did I pass the test? Morpheus: With flying colors[/color ost_uid0]
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08-06-2003, 11:09 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Now that the AUW conclusion is finally online, I can explain why that is. See, there's a certain scene in the Buffy fiver which I'd already written when Sa'ar posted this....[/quoteost_uid0]Great minds, and all that. Or possibly we're stealing from the same source.[/color ost_uid0]
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08-07-2003, 01:15 PM
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ost_uid0]Whoa. I disappear for two months, and you guys stick to the same block? Well, at least I didn't miss much...'tsgood to be back. Â  [b ost_uid0]Neo and Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] BAM! [iost_uid0]POW![/iost_uid0] [bost_uid0]WHACK![/bost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] I can't keep up with you! How do you fight so fast?[b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] ...and [iost_uid0]that[/iost_uid0] was for [iost_uid0]Bill and Ted![/iost_uid0] And [iost_uid0]this[/iost_uid0] is for [iost_uid0]Devil's Advocate[/iost_uid0]! And [iost_uid0]this[/iost_uid0]...![b ost_uid0]Neo and Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] BAM! [iost_uid0]POW![/iost_uid0] [bost_uid0]WHACK![/bost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] Good. Adaptation. Improvisation. But your weakness isn't your technique.[b ost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] What then?[b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] You need to press Shift and Control simultaneously, and type in "NEO-RULEZ."[b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] In the next stage of your training, I drop you off a humongous skyscraper.[b ost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] Sure, fine, no pro--WHAT?[b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] We like to keep our Saviors humble.[b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] Now just don't look down, make the jump, and you'll be fine.[b ost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/iost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] He looked, didn't he.[/colorost_uid0]
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08-07-2003, 02:52 PM
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[quote
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08-07-2003, 07:07 PM
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ost_uid0]From the way I hit it too before I even looked at all the previous entries, I say we're onto some universal font of knowledge here. A collective human subconsciousness.Jung was onto something, man. "Don't look down."[/color ost_uid0]
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08-09-2003, 08:40 PM
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ost_uid0]I liked Standback's first first bit, so of course I nicked it.Neo and Morpheus: BAM! POW! WHACK! Neo: I can't keep up with you! How do you fight so fast? Morpheus: ...and [i ost_uid0]that[/iost_uid0] was for [iost_uid0]Bill and Ted[/iost_uid0]! And [iost_uid0]this[/iost_uid0] is for [iost_uid0]Devil's Advocate[/iost_uid0]! And this...!Morpheus: The next test is easy. All you have to remember is - there...is...no...gravity! (Neo takes a run up then jumps) Neo: Oh Holy Crappppppppp!!!! *splat* Morpheus: And [i ost_uid0]that[/iost_uid0] was for [iost_uid0]Point Blank[/iost_uid0].For those of you who have never heard of it, it stars KR as a maverick-cop type who goes undercover as, yes, wait for it, a surf-dude type on the trail of some bank robbers. Did I mention the sky-diving scenes yet? I suppose the one reason [i ost_uid0]for[/iost_uid0] watching it is so that you can imagine breifly that his chute doesn't open...[/colorost_uid0]
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08-10-2003, 07:28 PM
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08-12-2003, 07:54 AM
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ost_uid0]You know, those statements are somewhat redundant on a forum devoted entirely to fiving [iost_uid0]The Matrix.[/iost_uid0]:eyeroll:[/color ost_uid0]
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08-12-2003, 11:35 PM
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ost_uid0]Okay, I guess we should vote on PHJ's version -- minus the FREAKING MULTIPLE EXCLAMATION POINTS. All in favour?[/colorost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]LOL! Yes Zeke, it does sound like a good idea uts on her grey robe, turns on big spotlight only to turn it off again"There. I've voted. :gets strange glances from everyone: WHAAAAT?[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]I vote on the condition that splat becomes distant splat, as stated earlier.[/colorost_uid0]
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08-13-2003, 02:29 AM
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ost_uid0]I agree with Sa'ar. Got my vote[/colorost_uid0]
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08-13-2003, 11:07 PM
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ost_uid0]Whoa... this "wait-two-months-and-then-post-something-that's-just-as-funny-as-any-other-but-seems-fresh-and-new-because-nobody's-had-an-idea-for-weeks" bit really works... 8| I'm in favor... I especially liked PHJ's "There is... no... gravity..."[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]I'll vote for the drinking-fountain martial arts scene - and also for the *distant splat*.But how about: Neo: Missed...dang. Morpheus: C'mon, stop trying to hit me and hit me! Neo: Damn, missed again! Morpheus: C'mon, stop trying to hit me and hit me! Neo: Why can't I touch you?! Morpheus: C'mon, stop trying to hit me and hit me! Neo: ... ok, this is freaky now. Morpheus: C'mon, stop trying to hit me and hit me! Tank: Oh no, Neo made Morpheus crash... Trinity: Again? How many times is that now? Tank: I stopped keeping track a while ago. Ctrl-Alt-Delete... It needs work, though, and I can't think of a good ending to the block.[/color ost_uid0]
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