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08-30-2003, 01:43 AM
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 ost_uid0]I'm strongly tempted to rip off "Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress", but I can't see anyone getting out the two lines that would be required in the split-second after Neo suddenly finds himself on the business end of a gun.  [quote ost_uid0]Woman in a Red Dress: Knock knock, Neo.Neo: Oh goody, another joke. Who's there? Woman: In a moment, an Agent who'll be sticking a gun in your face. Neo: In a moment, an Agent who'll be sticking a gun in your face who? Agent: Sigh. Neo: Whoa, I totally wasn't expecting that for a punchline! Morpheus: Somehow, I'm not surprised.[/quote ost_uid0]Or we could go the Monty Python route and have the Agent respond, "*Nobody* expects an Agent's target acquisition!" or something like that.[/color ost_uid0]
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