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Old 04-09-2003, 05:31 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Here is a mixture that I like. I am abandoning the Dayquil and going with the M&M's.

Trinity: We're here. Now, be honest -- he knows more than you can possibly imagine.
Neo: Huh. I seem to get that a lot.
Morpheus: Hello, Neo. I know you have a question... what is the matrix?
Neo: Is it a giant virtual construct that only exists in the minds of the people hooked up to it?
Morpheus: Take all the fun out of it, why don't you.

Morpheus: Want some candy?
Neo: You got M&M's?
Morpheus: Only 2 left.
Neo: Darn
Morpheus: Let me tell you something about them. The Blue M&M is less filling and you will wake up in the morning with a nasty hangover. The Red M&M will fill you up, and you will flushed by robots and find out how deep the rabbit hole goes?
Neo: Hmmm, tough choice.
Morpheus: Wanna learn Kung Fo? Eat the red one
Neo: Whoa! Red it is then.

Neo: AAAAAAAAA! Oh wait, it's a dream....
Robot: It is? Then you won't mind if I pinch you. And by "pinch," I mean "flush."
(WHOOSH)
Morpheus: Ah, Alice. Glad you could join us.
Neo: So when do I learn Kung Fu?[/colorost_uid0]
 


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