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11-26-2003, 03:12 AM
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 ost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Morpheus: There were five before you.Neo: What happened to them? Morpheus: They burned down, fell over and sank into the swamp.[/color ost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0][color=#000000 ost_uid0]^ :lol: This is a great one.Well, since Zeke already stole my planned Potential joke, I'll have to try something else.... [b ost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] What did the Oracle tell you?[b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] I don't know. Something something shanshu something apocalypse. I kinda zoned out and made up the prophecy about the One.[b ost_uid0]Potential:[/bost_uid0] Remember the important truth: There is no spoon.[b ost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] That sounds like its liable to get me killed.[b ost_uid0]Potential:[/bost_uid0] I hope so. I'm one of the next ones on the list to be the One.And just to beat a dead horse one more time... [b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] I can only show you the door. You have to go through it.[b ost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] And meet the powers that be?[b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] No, moron, the Oracle. Pay attention.(So I've been watching a lot of Buffy and Angel recently.) Anyway, my vote so far goes to Standback. I'm revising it since I don't like the anagram joke. Not that I really like my own, but here goes. [b ost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] So what did the Oracle tell you?[b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] She told me I would stop slapping people with fishes.[b ost_uid0]Boy:[/bost_uid0] She told me there is no spoon.[b ost_uid0]Trinity:[/bost_uid0] She said that I--[b ost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] Shush, Trin. Can't you see the boy's telling me about his spoon?[/colorost_uid0]
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