Block 18

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Standback"][bost_uid0]Spoon Boy:[/bost_uid0] You must realize the truth. It is not the spoon that is bending - that's impossible.
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] "Spoon" is fun to say. Spoon, spoon, spoon...
[bost_uid0]Spoon Boy:[/bost_uid0] ...there is no spoon. Then you will see that it  is not the spoon that bends, but-- are you listening?
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] Spoon! Spoon. Spooooooonnnn. Heh, heh.[/quoteost_uid0]
This one had me in stitches, although honestly I do not know why.

And plagiarizing from Sa'ar's to make a completely pointless joke which no-one else will get,

[bost_uid0]Morpheus: [/bost_uid0]There were five before you.
[bost_uid0]Neo: [/bost_uid0]What happened to them?
[bost_uid0]Morpheus: [/bost_uid0]The first one blew up, the second one blew up, the third one was destroyed, the fourth one was stolen back in time....
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] That track record does not bode well for me.[/colorost_uid0]