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ost_uid0]IsnÂ’t "use the forks" was a space balls reference? anyway just for fun *start's doing stupid movie trailer voice-over voice* Read g-blatt's The Matrix: 18 blocks, UN-CUT, now with 30% more Star Wars references then ever! *stops doing stuped movie trailer voice-over voice* Morpheus: Neo, I only can show you the door, you must walk through it. Neo: Why, Are you afraid of doors? Morpheus: Yes, the last one I opened had a balding agent on the other side. Neo: Ya like thatÂ’ll ever happen again. So Morpey What did the Oracle tell you? Morpheus: She told me that I shall stop slapping people with fish. And that I would find THE FIVE. Neo: you mean THE ONE. Morpheus: UmÂ… erÂ… umÂ… oh crap... *waves hand* Morpheus: You diden't hear that! btw have you met Spoon boy? Neo: Why do they call you spoon boy? Spoon Boy: I like Spoons. Neo: So Spoon boy can I have a spoon? Spoon Boy: There is no spoon. ItÂ’s simply an unconfused astroprojection of underling metaphors representing the power of will and Dillbert. Neo: I like shiny thingsÂ… Spoon Boy: Just bend the stupid spoon already, Kid! Neo: How? Spoon Boy: Use the forks, dummy. Neo: The Forks? Spoon boy: The Forks, they surround us and penetrate us with there sharp pointy-ness. Neo: Tell me, do they hurt? Spoon boy: That would ruin the surpriseÂ…[/color ost_uid0]
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