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ost_uid0="NeoMatrix"][color=#000000 ost_uid0]Oracle: I have some good news and some bad news.Neo: What's the bad news? Oracle: You are going to die. Have a cookie. Neo: Duh! So what is the good news. Oracle: I won the lottery! See ya![/color ost_uid0][/quote ost_uid0][color=#000000 ost_uid0]I'd change this one to:Oracle: I have some good news and some bad news. Neo: What's the bad news? Oracle: You are going do die. Have a cookie. Neo: Duh! So what is the good news? Oracle: I just saved hundreds of dollars on my car insurance by switching to Geico.[/color ost_uid0]
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