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Old 02-01-2004, 08:18 PM
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[quoteost_uid0="NeoMatrix"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Oracle: I have some good news and some bad news.
Neo: What's the bad news?
Oracle: You are going to die. Have a cookie.
Neo: Duh! So what is the good news.
Oracle: I won the lottery! See ya![/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]I'd change this one to:

Oracle: I have some good news and some bad news.
Neo: What's the bad news?
Oracle: You are going do die. Have a cookie.
Neo: Duh! So what is the good news?
Oracle: I just saved hundreds of dollars on my car insurance by switching to Geico.[/colorost_uid0]
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