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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Ways a Nebula can affect Voyager

10. All coffee turns to tea, earl gray, hot.
9. What appears to be a brain sucking alien comes aboard but then turns out to just want all of the leola root. There is much rejoicing when janeway gives him all of it.
8. The entire crew passes and wakes to find they ALL have Chakotay's tattoo.
7. Causes a malfunction which accidentally adds part of an old television show to the doctor's program: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
6. Warps the command system so Harry is in charge of the ship.
5. After watching "Fair Haven" reprograms the computer so that no holograms can ever be Irish.
4. Swaps Chakotay and Seven's conciousness. No one notices.
3. Makes everyone addicted to caffiene... Oh wait...
2. Posesses Be'lanna and has her tell Tom that she'd rather just be friends.
1. Causes strange hair growth in Vulcans; Tuvok ends up with a mullet.


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