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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Gack. I've been absent from this thread far too long. Stupid calculus. Also Vulcan Country Hits.

[bost_uid0]Top Ten Secret Goals of Star Trek Characters[/bost_uid0]

10. [bost_uid0]Lwaxana:[/bost_uid0] To cover up the fact that "Rixx" was the name of her great-great-grandmother's pet cat
9. [bost_uid0]Brunt:[/bost_uid0] To insult every single sentient being in the universe, in alphabetical order. Is devoting extra attention to the 'Q's
8. [bost_uid0]Data:[/bost_uid0] Desire to be human motivated primarily by desperate urge to get "I Shot the Sheriff" out of memory banks
7. [bost_uid0]Sloan:[/bost_uid0] Was hoping to kill off every living person in the galaxy, so he could stop being so secretive and live a normal life again.
6. [bost_uid0]Garak:[/bost_uid0] To dream the impossible dream, to fight the unbeatable foe, and to bear with unbearable sorrow to run where the brave dare not go.
5. [bost_uid0]Icheb:[/bost_uid0] To live up to his personal role-model, Wesley Crusher
4. [bost_uid0]Klaang:[/bost_uid0] Unclear, evidently something involving T'Pol and Saran wrap
3. [bost_uid0]Kai Winn:[/bost_uid0] To convince the people of Bajor that Weight-Watchers is in fact [iost_uid0]not[/iost_uid0] a sin in the eyes of the Prophets
2. [bost_uid0]Shran:[/bost_uid0] Is only leading militant rebellion until he finally manages to break into theater
1. [bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Is actually hosting the most succesful Candid Camera program of all time.

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