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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Neo, I think Opium meant the *reasons* the 'ships wouldn't work, not just funny 'ships... I could be wrong, but it's fun anyway

10. [bost_uid0]Data/Toaster:[/bost_uid0] ***BEEEEEP: Incompatible hardware. Driver not found. Abort/Retry/Fail?***
9. [bost_uid0]Seven/Doctor:[/bost_uid0] For a former member of the Collective, the Doctor is just too light-hearted.
8. [bost_uid0]Janeway/Tuvok:[/bost_uid0] If Janeway wanted an impassive hunk of wood, she'd have gone for Chakotay.
7. [bost_uid0]Janeway/Chakotay:[/bost_uid0] If Janeway wanted an impassive hunk of wood, she'd have gone for Tuvok.
6. [bost_uid0]Odo/Kira:[/bost_uid0] This one was actually O/K.
5. [bost_uid0]Wesley/Borg Queen:[/bost_uid0] Well [iost_uid0]duh[/iost_uid0] - she'd have flayed him alive inch by inch for the entertainment of the collective. What do you mean, "that's why"?
4. [bost_uid0]Janeway/Neelix:[/bost_uid0] Didn't Zeke already [iost_uid0]tell[/iost_uid0] you you're sick?
3. [bost_uid0]Bashir/Bashir:[/bost_uid0] Though more true to character, it also kept every single other member of the crew on the other side of the space station.
2. [bost_uid0]Travis/T'Pol:[/bost_uid0] Oh, so you believe in this "Travis" character too, eh? No, you're confused - that's "3rd Ensign" you're pointing at.
1. [bost_uid0]Chakotay/Seven:[/bost_uid0] ref: VOY, season 7.[/colorost_uid0]