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 ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Martha: You should listen to him because he's your father, but if that isn't good enough, he's also Bo Duke from "The Dukes of Hazzard."... Freak: Bwahahaha! At last we have our showdown in the middle of the town, in full daylight, with the entire town looking on! Clark: Oh no! How do I defeat the villain without exposing my powers? Wait, I know! (HEAT VISION! ) (SUPER-SPEED! ) (SUPER-STRENGTH! ) Entire Town: Meh. Nothing new to see here. [/quote ost_uid0]:lol: :lol: [quote ost_uid0]Clark: Here's an interesting question. Should my speaker credit be "Clark" or "Superman"? In fact, at this point maybe it should still be "Kal-El."Jonathan: A nitpicking baby! ... Criminals: We are committing crimes, in accordance with our being criminals. ... Lex Luthor: How about me? Lois: You're reasonably hot. But evil, so it's a dilemma. Clark: Hey Lex! How've you been? Lex: Excuse me, do I know you? Clark: Of course you do! We went to school together, remember? Lex: No.... Clark: And how did you get your hair back? Lex: Lois, will you marry me? Lois: Yes. Superman: NOOOOOOOOOO! Lois: Wait, no. Lex: NOOOOOOOOOO! (jumps off LexCorp building) Lois: Wait, yes. Lex? Hello? Oooh... guess that's a no after all. [insert the Obstacles to Lois and Clark's Relationship Organization][/quote ost_uid0]:lol: A really silly send-up of that show (not that I would know much about it)...[/color ost_uid0]
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