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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Nan: Nice to know I'm not the only one who payed attention in NGE.

Top Ten List of Reasons why people don't finish their lists:

10. Hamsters.
9. It would take more than five minutes.
8. The urge to get a few sweet fruits instead, subsequently forgetting to write everything down. (Pear pressure...)
7. It's a fundamental law that when you need to write a list of n items, you can only think of n-1.
6. The 5mV denizens are unusually selfless people; when you share everything, why not your list, too?
5. It is prophesized that the first one to write a truly, truly funny and complete Top 10 list will be abducted to Alpha Centauri to defeat the great Grumpilon. Nobody can spare the weekend for THAT.
4. The Vulcan Science Directorate has conclusively proven that humans are unable to maintain a coherent train of thought for more than three minutes without thinking of Robbie Williams.
3. All the good jokes were already taken by Andy Dick - the more you write of a list, the greater the chance someone will expose and ridicule you for it.
2. More Hamsters. No, really.

And of course, I won't finish it. :P

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