June 8

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Mayweather: We enter the secluded grove. Moonlight glimmers through the trees.
Sato: I step closer to you and whisper --
Mayweather: Just then, an orc bursts into the clearing! He's armed with an Axe of Chopping and duranium armour.
Sato: Can't he wait a bit? We had a nice romantic scenario.
Mayweather: Who's your DM? Huh?[/quoteost_uid0]

[quoteost_uid0]Mario: GAK!
Mayweather: Come on, I explained this already. A is jump, B is shoot.
Sato: I know what the buttons are! It's not my fault Mario has more momentum than a Warp 5 starship with a momentum collection![/quoteost_uid0]

Call me paranoid...

[quoteost_uid0]Reed: You're paranoid[/quoteost_uid0]

...but I get the impression I'm being mocked.

[quoteost_uid0]T'Pol: Unnecessary. A Hayesmaker will suffice.
Reed: Well, maybe that'll at least bruise him. Then he'll be a purple Hayes.[/quoteost_uid0]

Not quite what I was expecting, but it'll come...

[quoteost_uid0]Archer: What do you mean you wrote one too?[/quoteost_uid0]

*snicker* Poor Archer.

Excellent job as always, Zeke.[/colorost_uid0]