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Old 06-22-2004, 01:04 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Ensign Van Mayter: GAK!
La Forge: Ohmygosh! Ensign ... ensign ... um ... Darn it, I've forgotten her name.
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Picard: (over the comm) The dark matter patches are forming words!
Riker: What do they say?
Picard: "While you were reading this, we snuck up behind you and knocked out your shuttle's thruster. Sucker." [/quoteost_uid0]
[quoteost_uid0]Crusher: Bread heater implant? You mean a toaster? You're a walking toaster!
Commander Maddox: (over subspace) I KNEW IT!
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La Forge: Come on Captain, who is the resident technobabble expert on the Enterprise?
Data: I believe I am, Geordi.
La Forge: Why don't you go test your off button?
Data: Testing now -- (THUD)
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La Forge: Commander, this is really creeping me out. Maybe you should seek some professional counseling for your trauma.
Riker: Do my sessions with Deanna count?
La Forge: Maybe you should get some counseling for those, too.
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Picard: Geordi I am SO mad at you right now, I'm speechless!
La Forge: Whoa, that is mad. [/quoteost_uid0] some more.

Good ones, both of you.[/colorost_uid0]
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