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ost_uid0]From "Mudd's Women":[quote ost_uid0]Spock: Your speaker credits say your name is Mudd.Mudd: Who are you going to believe, the fiver or me? Spock: Welcome abord, Mr. Walsh. Mudd: And these are my women: Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup. Spock: Again, the episode title is "Mudd's Women," not "Walsh's Women." Mudd: Ahem. Spock: Sorry, Mr. Walsh. Let me take you to the captain. Blossom: Mr. Spock, you're so dreamy. Spock: Whatever. Mudd: You're either Vulcanian or gay. Spock: Vulcanian? Lithium? Uhura in gold? CAN WE BE CONSISTENT IN ANYTHING? Mudd: Apparently not. Blossom: I think he's gay. Spock: Don't feed the slashers.[/quote ost_uid0]Translated into Spanish and back, it reads: [quote ost_uid0]Spock: Its loudspeaker that the credits say their name is Mudd.Mudd: Who are you that you are going to believe, fiver or I? Spock: Pleasant Abord, Mr. Walsh. Mudd: And these are my women: Flower, bubbles, and ranúnculo. Spock: Once again the title of the episode is "women of Mudd," not them "women of Walsh." Mudd: Ahem. Spock: Grieved, Mr. Walsh. Déjeme to take to the captain. Flower: Mr. Spock, you are so dreamy. Spock: What. [color=red ost_uid0](I was expecting "That which" to come out instead)[/color ost_uid0]Mudd: You are Vulcanian or cheers. Spock: Vulcanian? Lithium? Uhura in gold? WE CAN BE CONSTANT IN ANY THING? Mudd: Apparently no. Flower: I think it I am glad. Spock: It does not feed slashers.[/quote ost_uid0][quote ost_uid0]Kirk: Your name is mud.Mudd: Gasp! How'd you find out? Kirk: Find out what, Mr. Walsh? Anyway, I'm putting you under arrest.[/quote ost_uid0]becomes [quote ost_uid0]Spock: Its loudspeaker that the credits say their name is Mudd.Kirk: Its name is mud. Mudd: Shout of astonishment! How'd that you discover? Kirk: Discovers what, Mr. Walsh? In any case, I am putting to him under halting.[/quote ost_uid0]This one is classic: The seemingly harmless [quote ost_uid0]Got a comment on this fiver? Contact the author, Derek Dean.[/quote ost_uid0]becomes [quote ost_uid0]It obtained a commentary on this fiver? Between in contact with a author, dean of Derek.[/quote ost_uid0][/color ost_uid0]
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