September 3

[mudshark]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :mrgreen: :mrgreen: heeheehee hoohoo giggle. Oh, my *sniffheehee* that was great, Kira. You are hereby excused for having been so scarce around these parts.

Waaaaayy too much good stuff to quote it all, but here's a sample:

Aragorn: The elves are here.
Theoden: What?
Aragorn: I said, the elves are here.
Theoden: Elves? At Helm's Deep? That's the dumbest thing I've ever --
Aragorn: We can use them as shields. And their shiny uniforms might blind the Orcs.
Theoden: Good idea. You are welcome, my elvish friends! May you die courageously and before us.
Halidir(sic): Fine, but I'm not wearing a helmet. It will muss up my hair.
-------------------------
Aragorn: Well, I'd say this counts as losing spectacularly. Time to retreat.
Legolas: Ahem.
Aragorn: I mean, um, not retreat.
Halidir: Are you crazy? We're getting the snot kicked out of us, we have to retreAAAAAAARRRGH! OH GOD, THE PAIN!
Aragorn: There. You owe me one.
Legolas: Fair enough. Retreat now?
Aragorn: Ohhhh yeah.
-------------------------
Theoden: Well, Aragorn my friend, it looks as though this may be our end.
Aragorn: At least we're going out in a blaze of glory.
Theoden: Unless, of course, Gandalf and Eomer show up at the last possible second.
(The battle rages on)
Aragorn: Try it a little louder.
Theoden: UNLESS, OF COURSE, GANDALF AND EOMER SHOW UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!
Gandalf, Eomer, and Six Thousand Rohirrim Soldiers: CHARGE!
Aragorn and Theoden: Phew.

Hee hee hee ...


Edit: typos, sic call