Top 7 lists - like Top 10, only not funny

[Nic Corelli]

7. The Ferengi board the ship, so Trip takes off his shirt.

6. Port warp nacelle starts malfunctioning, so clearly Trip has to take off his shirt to seal it.

5. It`s the episode 16 of the fourth season, and that clearly requires Trip to take off his shirt.

4. Hoshi sneezes, and Trip sympatethically takes off his shirt and gives it to her to wipe her nose.

3. The Suliban kidnap Archer and demand ransom. Trip offers his shirt, they accept.

2. Trip loses one pip which means his uniform is in violation of Starfleet rank protocol. There is a spare uniform in his quarters, but he decides to just take off his shirt.


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1. The environmental controls go wild and the ship becomes terribly, tropically hot, everyone is sweating like crazy. Trip briefly considers taking off his shirt, but decides against it. :twisted:


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