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Old 09-08-2004, 02:20 PM
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Most excellently funny fivers. Nic's I liked especially -

Quote:
N'Vek: Wrong! From now on you will refer to yourself as Major Rakal of the Tal Shiar. And you will help me, for I have a cunning plan.
Troi: How cunning?
N'Vek: As cunning as a fox that studied cunningness in Cambridge.
Hee. Now, let's all go down to Mrs. Miggins' pie shop for a slap up tea!

Quote:
DeSeve: Wait! I must urgently speak to Captain Picard. I bring a secret message from the Pointy Eared One.
Riker: You lived on Romulus, man. Which pointy eared one?
DeSeve: The one and only!


Quote:
Troi: Um... no... let's not destroy it. It's not a threat to us. I mean, look how small it is... (points fingers at the viewscreen) It's tiny!
(silence)
Toreth: It's not small, it's far away!
Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Hmm, I didn't know Nic wrote "Inheritance" too...
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