September 7: 5MNG 3rd Anniversary, day 3

[PointyHairedJedi]

Most excellently funny fivers. Nic's I liked especially -

N'Vek: Wrong! From now on you will refer to yourself as Major Rakal of the Tal Shiar. And you will help me, for I have a cunning plan.
Troi: How cunning?
N'Vek: As cunning as a fox that studied cunningness in Cambridge.

Hee. Now, let's all go down to Mrs. Miggins' pie shop for a slap up tea!

DeSeve: Wait! I must urgently speak to Captain Picard. I bring a secret message from the Pointy Eared One.
Riker: You lived on Romulus, man. Which pointy eared one?
DeSeve: The one and only!

Troi: Um... no... let's not destroy it. It's not a threat to us. I mean, look how small it is... (points fingers at the viewscreen) It's tiny!
(silence)
Toreth: It's not small, it's far away!

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Hmm, I didn't know Nic wrote "Inheritance" too...