Run for Executive Producer

[Chancellor Valium]

Look - New Valium have issued the threats - I now issue one more - That if you DONT vote for me, I'll fill Enterprise with:
1) squitty child prodigy types (eg Wesley Crusher, Adric etc)
2) Mary-Sues.
And then replace the sets with ones that are gothic, and dark, made of MDF and day-glo pink nylon drapes, and have NO computer banks, and turn the entire load of main characters (excluding the child prodigies, mary-sues etc) into blathering idiots who will follow the crackpot suggestions of the child prodigies, mary-sues, etc.
If this isn't bad enough....I will also give to all my voters vast tracts of land, money, and a share of the profits from microsoft. (NB - I don't own microsoft....yet..but I WILL once I have the ExecProd of ST - I need that for my hideously complicated but fool-proof plan....)