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05-19-2003, 09:19 PM
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05-19-2003, 09:49 PM
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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05-19-2003, 10:17 PM
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Sal: Where\'s he goin\'? Joyce: To get his nachitos back from the aliens. Sal: What? By himself? --It\'s Walky!, David Willis
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05-19-2003, 11:00 PM
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05-19-2003, 11:11 PM
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Sal: Where\'s he goin\'? Joyce: To get his nachitos back from the aliens. Sal: What? By himself? --It\'s Walky!, David Willis
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05-19-2003, 11:24 PM
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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05-19-2003, 11:32 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. Does Chakotay ever skip his weekly shot of fertilizer?A. "The cat's meow". [quote ost_uid0="Standback"]On an aside note, NAHTMMM is now the proud owner of a brand new, bright, shiny new nebula, conveniantly a mere 20 light years from the nearest star system, and a perfect refuge for damaged spacecraft seeking to elude pursuit![/quoteost_uid0]Ya-[i ost_uid0]hooo[/iost_uid0]! :smile: (Looks at deed) The Sunflower Nebula, eh? Sounds good to me. As long as it isn't a 6-letter 'M' word...  [/colorost_uid0]
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05-20-2003, 02:39 AM
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05-20-2003, 03:12 AM
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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05-20-2003, 04:53 AM
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Sal: Where\'s he goin\'? Joyce: To get his nachitos back from the aliens. Sal: What? By himself? --It\'s Walky!, David Willis
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05-20-2003, 05:07 AM
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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05-20-2003, 05:35 AM
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05-20-2003, 06:12 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What ethnic group comprises at least 30% of Starbase 1's population?Wait, that's too obscure.  Q: What, according to Ambassador Soval, would make Baby Surak cry? A: Wedgie setting. (Do you know how hard it is to explain the concept of a wedgie to a Mexicana who is just learning English? Hehe.)[/color ost_uid0]
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05-20-2003, 06:12 AM
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05-20-2003, 07:35 AM
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05-20-2003, 07:51 AM
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05-20-2003, 01:52 PM
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05-20-2003, 05:28 PM
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05-20-2003, 05:29 PM
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