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05-20-2003, 09:59 PM
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 ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What game does DS9 always lose at?[b ost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Trick question - thay all belong to the Borg Collective.[/colorost_uid0]
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05-20-2003, 10:20 PM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] All your base are belong to us! True or false?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Well, obviously.[/colorost_uid0]
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry
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05-20-2003, 11:22 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. What is the capital of the state of obviously?(think about it) A. Purple Monkey Dishwasher[/color ost_uid0]
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05-21-2003, 12:16 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What is the oddest answer possible to this question?A: Either a cheat or a cop-out.[/color ost_uid0]
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05-21-2003, 12:34 AM
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05-21-2003, 01:21 AM
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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05-21-2003, 05:15 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: If there were no killer tomatoes in the audience, then how did the comedian die on stage after a bad joke?A: Celeste's kitchen[/color ost_uid0]
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05-21-2003, 05:22 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What was resently declared a natural disaster area?A: "If that's the chicken, I'd hate to see the roast beef!"[/color ost_uid0]
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05-21-2003, 05:23 AM
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05-21-2003, 05:25 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What did Tom Paris say in the Mess Hall on chicken night?A: "Doesnt Space go Up and Down too?" Arg, forget it -------------------------------------------------- Q: Who did Big Bird do after every show of Seseme Street? A: "Doesnt Space go Up and Down too?"[/color ost_uid0]
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05-22-2003, 06:41 AM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]A: "Doesnt Space go Up and Down too?"[/quoteost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What weird questions do we typically expect Neo to ask?___ [b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Sheridan-flavoured cookies[/colorost_uid0]
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05-22-2003, 01:55 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What was the Oracle baking when when Neo came to see her?A: Raindrops and Mouse pads[/color ost_uid0]
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05-22-2003, 03:15 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. "The Sound of Music" has just gone a complete revamp, updating itself to modern times. How does its new "Favorite Things" song start?A. The server won't crash tommorrow.[/color ost_uid0]
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Sal: Where\'s he goin\'? Joyce: To get his nachitos back from the aliens. Sal: What? By himself? --It\'s Walky!, David Willis
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05-22-2003, 03:21 PM
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05-22-2003, 03:22 PM
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05-22-2003, 04:14 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What are two things that were designed with good intentions that can also cause great devastation, plus a word that is used in a similar manner to "soon".Wow, I'm really reaching for it now. A: See above.[/color ost_uid0]
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05-22-2003, 04:29 PM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Who's really reaching for it now?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Because you'd drown.[/colorost_uid0]
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry
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05-22-2003, 04:34 PM
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ost_uid0]Q:Why was the blonde told she could not go in the cornfield?A: Pools filled with Cats and Dogs[/color ost_uid0]
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05-22-2003, 10:13 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Lol, I was actually thinking of the Sound of Music when coming up with that answer [/quoteost_uid0]And I probably have you on this one, too. So if I'm starting to think like Neo... AAAAAA! :lol: Q. What do you get when you combine water economy policies with really heavy rains? A. The Famous Captain Spaulding.[/color ost_uid0]
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Sal: Where\'s he goin\'? Joyce: To get his nachitos back from the aliens. Sal: What? By himself? --It\'s Walky!, David Willis
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05-22-2003, 10:46 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. Who did the Obscure Private Spaulding grow up to be?A. People who post while I'm typing.[/color ost_uid0]
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