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(Zeke: Don't ever watch Equilibrium. It's a good movie, but I doubt it'd be to your taste.
)Smith: I need the codes to Zion! Morpheus: Why? Smith: Can't get past the second boss. Morpheus: Ever tried the Drill Gun? Smith: Now there's an idea... Neo: Alright, two Micro-Uzis, two MP5Ks, a few Beretta 92Fs, a pair of Scorpion machinepistols... Trinity: Why so many guns? Neo: The "reload" key on my keyboard is stuck. Neo: I'd like a Morpheus To Go, please. Guard: Sorry, we're out of bagels. Neo: But your ad campaign... Guard: False advertising. Whatcha gonna do, kill us all? (Neo and Trinity clear the room at ludicrous speed.) Gatac
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Katy: Can I have the skill 'drive car off bridge and have parachute handy'? Justin: It's kind of a limited skill. Greg: Depends on how often you drive off bridges. - d02 Quotes |
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