Election 2004: The 5MV District

[Wade, The Sane Commodore]

Ha! I voted for Bush! Bush is the man! If he had one fault, it would be being too moderate!

Seriously though, we in the United States care very little about what Europe thinks about us. In fact, we care so little we defected into our own little country. It was around 1776, it was in all the papers. And that was one of sKerry's major mistakes. Americans pander to no-one, sKerry pandered to everyone, especially to Europe. That and he was a socialist. Americans are not socialists. We do not want socialist programs and we do not want wealth redistribution. Despite what Hollyweird protrays us as, Americans are tough, rugged people that will steamroll anyone that stands in our way. We want to invade Iraq? Fogettaboutit. We want to invade North Korea? We're going to do it. Iran? Its just one letter off from Iraq. We are at war and we will not stop until the world is safe for us. Those that stand against the United States will feel our wrath. It is not a matter of 'if' but 'when'.