Block 23 - I believe I can bring him back

[Anonymous]

I still like this pair:

Agent Smith: You humans are seriously sick in the head. We present you with the perfect civilization and what do you do? You go nuts. So we figure, hey, you want war, cancer, American Idol, we'll let you have them. Serves you ingrates right. I mean, it's not like you jerks actually *appreciate* our selfless efforts to help you or anything...
Morpheus: Awww. There there, go ahead and cry. It'll do you a world of good.
Agent Smith: *sob*

Tank: We've no choice. We've got the pull the plug before the Agents break him.
Neo: But we can rescue him! For you see, I have a cunning plan...
Trinity: Does this plan by any chance involve walking in the front door all guns blazing?
Neo: Um, maybe?

I'm especially in favor of this particular Real World block -- on the Morpheus/Smich block I'm willing to go with the consensus (which seems to be "Morpheus 1, Agent Smith 0"). -- Pteryx