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Gah. I hate action scenes.
Neo: Hey, look. A helicopter! If only we knew how to fly it.... Trinity: (over the phone) Tank, I need a pilot program for the helicopter. Neo: Wait, he can upload instructions on how to fly a helicopter to someone? Trinity: Well, yeah, what have you been asking him to send to you? Neo: Porn, mostly. (Or replace porn with something else, if desired.)
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