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06-06-2003, 09:15 PM
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 ost_uid0]Q. What was the title of the last poem Data wrote for his most recent "poetry reading night"?A. He was knocked silly and remained unconscious for over an hour.[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs 
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06-06-2003, 09:22 PM
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry
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06-06-2003, 09:40 PM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What did Trip actually hear when T'Pol started berating him for his latest diplomatic mix-up?[b ost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Right up the Katratzi.[/colorost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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06-07-2003, 02:19 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What river expedition is planned after the Ying-yang and the Wazoo?A: Weasel Whiz (the one that wets your weasel)[/color ost_uid0]
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06-07-2003, 03:15 AM
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ost_uid0]Q. What is Nuclear Weasel's favorite soft drink?A. 20 years.[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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06-07-2003, 05:47 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What did a French scientist recently determine was the length of a Zeke "soon"?A: A hard-boiled egg, if you do it right.[/color ost_uid0]
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\"Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased\" - Spider Robinson
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06-07-2003, 10:54 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What do you get if you boil an egg?A: *Hatchoo*[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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06-07-2003, 03:00 PM
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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06-07-2003, 03:53 PM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you get when the morning after a wild party you hear the replicator has been confusing alcohol and synthahol?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Well, euhm... :eyeroll: It's just.... Pff.... *leaves*[/colorost_uid0]
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06-07-2003, 05:24 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. Why are there blood stains on the carpet?A. A fistful of weasels.[/color ost_uid0]
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06-07-2003, 05:50 PM
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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06-07-2003, 10:48 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Which concrete edifice was designed to keep people in, rather than out.A: Bilious.[/color ost_uid0]
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06-07-2003, 11:43 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: How do feel after drinking too much, or, for a cheaper alterative, going to Tim Hortens, eating an icecaps and a doughnut, and swinging really high on a school swing set?A: birthday biscuit bisexual bistro bitch bite bitter bitumen ((ah, the thesuarus, just reading it is dirty))[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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06-08-2003, 12:31 AM
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06-08-2003, 01:21 AM
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06-08-2003, 01:26 AM
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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06-08-2003, 01:36 AM
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06-08-2003, 01:40 AM
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ost_uid0]Q. How many *typical* pet avatars does it take to equal the coolness of Celeste's avatar?A. "It was a dark and stormy knight..."[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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06-08-2003, 02:11 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: "Who was that who caused lightning to strike my castle?"A: Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow[/color ost_uid0]
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\"Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased\" - Spider Robinson
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06-08-2003, 02:32 AM
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