'ey!

[Wowbagger]

I have a Mac. A G4.

Mwahaha! Your virus hits my rad Mac wall of Virus Death and it mutates into... A MONSTER! It's... it's... a virus that changes your desktop to display A HANDLEBAR MUSTACHE! How do like them... 'staches? (Yes. That works.)

I still haven't gotten anything. Unless, of course, you've changed your name to Plague O. Screwy and are selling Levitra. I hate Comcast. Time to send out the letters switching everything over to my brand-spanking new Gmail account.

Don't all viruses reproduce by asexual division? You math freaks really have to read a bio textbook from time to time.

Sigh... back to homework. Hey... my computer, it looks like it's turning from a computer into a mosquito! There's a wing there, and... it's... it's like a... "compsquito." Hey, Sci-Fi Pictures! I have a--*sounds of chaos erupt, then the line goes dead*