Block 28 - My name is Neo

[Pteryx]

Ah, it continues. I like Gatac's

Morpheus: Disconnect.
Trinity: Disconnect.
Smith: BOOM!
Neo: Crud.

...so I'll only submit an entry for part 2:

Smith: Hah, gotcha! Now I just need a rope, dress, and wig for you.
Neo: No thanks. SPROING!
Train: TOOT! *splat*
Neo: Scratch one Agent!
Smith: Scratch is right.
Neo: Double crud. Exit, stage anywhere but here!

Naturally, edit or lose the "Double crud" part if the one-liners block isn't used. -- Pteryx